I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
and then I smoke two more
My daddy he once told me son you be hard workin' man
My mamma she once told me son you do the best you can
and then one day I met a man who came to me and said
hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head
So now I smoke two joints when I get up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when I play video game
and at every ten thousand points I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
and then I smoke two more
(solo)
My daddy he once told me son you be hard workin' man
My mamma she once told me son you do the best you can
and then one day I met a man who came to me and said
hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head
I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
and then I smoke two more
That's what I do
come and smoke two joints with me in the morning
come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon
