| My purpose in life: | Agitainment |
| My favorite book: | Georges Sorel:
Reflections on Violence |
| My first band: | 
Mike Mystic and the Shades |
| My role model: | Unabomber |
| My funnest hobby: | Teaching college |
| My attitude: | Raucous contempt |
| My motto: | "Take the system DOWN!" |
