everyone should remember furbys since they were only popular a few years ago, but the furby craze is long over. for some odd reason, some toy makers think that they can create a toy like furbys which will be just as popular. nice try. not only are these toys uglier than furbys, but they don't even say cute thing like "kaa doo-eh"! sorry. i'm embarrassed to say i owned a few furbys back in the day.
and what's up with these ugly wanna-be furbys?!
these dolls were found on clearance at toys'r'us. i wonder why? well, it's good that they're on clearance because i know one person who is going to buy them. that's right. nuno wants to buy two of them for when he dresses up as chase from the royal tenenbaums (he needs and aury and oozie).
just when i think dolls couldn't get any uglier, i saw these dolls. they're called "diva stars". uuugh!!! i don't even wanna say anything about these, other than they annoy me sooo much!
i've noticed many 80's toys are trying to make a come back. that is really cool, but most of them are getting new looks. i know maybe i'm just saying this because i don't wanna get used to these toys new looks, but they look way worse than before. example: these popples. they couldn't make them look more 80's than they did in the 80's!
same goes for these he-man dolls. i mean, it's nice that they're bringing back he-man, but why make him look sooo stupid?! he has no muscles either. when you press the side of this toys he says "i have the power". but it doesn't even sound ANYTHING like he-man! it sounds more like MY voice than he-man's voice!
i know these aren't toys. they're candy. but they're so gross looking i had to take a picture of them and show them to you. don't they look gross?
as i headed out of the toy department. i found the kids clothing department. there i found these underoos. this is wonderful. seriously. i'm not going to complain that underoos have been brought back...except for the fact that my ass can't fit into them cause they're in kid's sizes!!
yeah, this has nothing to do with toys either. i just had to add this picture because it was taken on my adventure. i found shoes that just happened to match my shirt exactly! however, even though they were only $5, i didn't buy them. they're ugly, uglier than that shirt i'm wearing.
