726 sat down at the table. “What’s for dinner?” he asked. “Noodles” replied 421.
“Noodles?” 726 stuttered. “That’s what I said. What type of number are you, acting like a parrot. I say something and you repeat it back to me!” said 421.
726 laughed. “Look at you, youre so old.” 726 sneered.
“With age comes wisdom” said 421, “You young numbers are idiots.”
73 walked in. She sat next to 726. “You’re looking handsome today” said 73,
“What have you been eating?” “Nothing” replied 726. “Well, the noodles will be ready soon” 73 assured him. “I’d rather have cabbage…” 726 sneered.
Soon 87 / 13 arrived with the noodles. “Here you are” he said, “enjoy your meal.”
87 / 13 headed back to the kitchen. It didn’t take long before all the noodles were eaten. 726 announced “We shall retire to our room, good night 421.” “Good night” 421 replied.
73 and 726 slipped into bed. “Well then shall we have some type of sex?” 726 asked of 73. “Yes, I think we shall multiply” she replied. “Oooh, you kinky devil” 726 grinned. And so they multiplied. Inside 73’s womb there grew a number, it was approximately 1.88 x 10 -5.
“We did it!” they exclaimed. “Well, the baby’s so small..” 726 groaned. 73 laughed, “don’t you know anything” she joked. “It hasn’t been born yet.”
73 and 726 went to the hospital and got an ultrasound of 73’s womb. “Well.. It’s still hard to tell at this early stage what sex the child is” the doctor explained.
“No wait, it’s a boy!” said the doctor. The childs name was 52998.
“Wow” said 726, the father, “It’s a five digit. Hehe. A curious life instore for that little guy.” 73 hugged 726.
