JOKES
Jim:Knock Knock.
Sam:Who's there.
Jim:Ok, send him in.
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:He didn't feel like using the subway.
Q:What did one soldier say to the other soldier?
A:Sorry about that, I thought you were on their side.
Jim:I hope this program doesn't crash.
Sam:Why?
Jim:I haven't got insurance.
Q:What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A:Her name.
Q:Why did the chicken climb the tree?
A:Yet to be confirmed.
Q:How many chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:I'm usually full after a quarter chicken.
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