11/13- I've been on a bit of a posting hiatus, but I've kept writing. Two new stories posted: 'Things Just Sort of Happen' and 'Risk.' Dig.
9/20- 'Wasted' and 'Lakes' posted. They're both real short and go nowhere, but they're kinda fun. Oh and Hobart students: look for 'Be,' a new literary experiment run by Andrew, Nick, and myself coming soon to a Saga near you.
9/12- 'How to Dance' posted. One of the things I've written since coming back to school. I'm writing a lot these days so expect some actual updates in the near future. God, I am tired right now.
4/12- 'Three Poems' posted. All written in the past couple of weeks. There are three of them. I'd love to say that there's a theme involved, but then I'd be lying and I only do that when its funny. Three is the number of poems included.
3/11- I'm posting a paragraph. Look I've been writing but its all been really intese shit man. Like, long and stuff. And like, totally deep and shit like you probably wouldn't even get it cus like, its so intense and full of literary devices and shit. But yeah, here's a paragraph.
1/23(05)- So I wrote this new hot jon called 'Uncle Monty.' Be cool and read it.
10/13- Finally spellchecked Prof. Clark and the Panda. Still working on it, though...
10/6-Took long enough but I've finally written something worth posting. I wrote this about two weeks ago and unlike all of the stuff I wrote over the summer its worth posting. Enjoy, and check out my blog damnit.
4/4-New story up. Actually, its not new, I just finally got around to touching it up and posting it. Enjoy!...or else...
3/29-Holy shit! New Material! You're all so excited! Oh yeah, and I should have like, two more up in a day or so.
These are things I have written:
-One of my older stories. Not the greatest, but it has its moments. This appeared in last year's Lit Mag.
-This isn't good. In fact, its bad. But it is my college essay and it is about Rushmore. So read it anyway.
-Probably my favorite. Its LONG, but my writing is better than it usually is. Its about writing a play for a girl, among other things.
-Also a good'n. It's got some issues that I haven't figured out how to deal with, but overall I like it. About God's place in our lives. Heavy on the allegory.
-Its a story told through two different sides. Short, but nice. (hopefully it'll work now...)
-It's a skit about Chris Radowicz, a la Bill Brasky. How could you go wrong?
-It's kinda depressing, but decently good. Pretty solid payoff at the end.
-Another heavy one. Jesus, I should write more cheery stuff. But it does have a lot of "adolesent" resonance, so I suggest it.
-Still needs some work, but I like it and I figured it was about time I post something. Its about pandas.
-Short and to the point. I haven't yet given this one much of a look-through, but I think it works. I definitely don't like the dialogue at the beginning, but I can't promise I'll get around to changing it any time soon. I dunno, you tell me what I should do.
-Yeah this is only a paragraph lone, but its obscenely honest. To the point where everyone in it will know who they are immediately. I've made no veils here and if that offends anyone, fuck you I'm a writer.
-Yup. Three of em.
-I couldn't come up with a good name for this story. It's about having a crush.
-Written in a slightly pulp style. Appears in the first issue of 'Be,' the greatest double-sided page ever to exist.
-Another short. This one's (roughly) about existentialism. It'll probably appear in a future issue of 'Be.'
-Two kids having coffee. Mostly conversation, but there is a plot.
-Heroin is involved.
Just be cool and read this, ok? You wanna be cool, right? Wanna fit in? Wanna get known? Wanna be hip at the big dance? Wanna date a baller? Wanna get you a down-ass chick? Wanna be walkin down the street and have your homies pull up in the Escalade and when they're all like 'yo man whats good?' you're all 'chillin' and then you meet up and get with some shorties at that bumpin joint down at your boy's house? Huh? Do ya? Read the stories, damnit.
So tell me if you find any blaring errors, such as typos or word omissions. And what you liked/didn't like. Actually, if you didn't like them: piss off.
-more to come-
