History
The H.A.N.S. have had a long, complicated history akin to the most complex tales of travel and exploration available on the market today. Long ago, in the cold, early months of 2003 (A.D.), young warriors Patrick Desmod Kelley and Aaron Dembi Jones made their first appearance as a "band" at a gathering of tribes in Governor Mifflin High School. Most heralded the performance as a triumph for the underappreciated lower classes and the band was invited to play in an underground cellar later that year under the unassuming pseudonym of Hans The Rebel Cheerleader.
But alas, the name was not quite right. Luckily, one day while eating lunch, Pat overheard Richard Allen James Roger Micheal, the famous metal thunderlord, and Issac Kastenbaum, religious phenomenon, comment that, "You should just call it the H.A.N.S.!" Sleathily, young Patrick took this information and used it to it's benefit.
Since the glorious name of THE H.A.N.S. has been instated to represent this group of dudes, they have played numerous locations around the barren, ice capped plains of Berks County.
However, it is important to mention that in the fall, Pat will be attending Lafayette College and Dembi will be attending Brown University (named after poo); and thus, they will have to part ways as the original H.A.N.S. One can only hope that this flame of happiness will not be extinguished.
