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MY COMMENTS:

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know you can get high off PEZ?: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

yes it is true, for those of you who do not believe me, studies show at the university of Nammer that some of the Ingredients used to make pez derives from organic material found in nature, in which it acts as a hallucinogen only in cases where the user over eats an abundance of pez. when a substance called Diglyceride comes into contact with Adipic Acid, a chemical reaction occurs, molecules mix together creating a new substance, that acts as a hallucinogen when an abundance is consumed by the user. These molecules, which are unfamilar to the human body, reacts to enzymes, and there upon causing, yet another chemical reaction to occur, but resulting in the interference of many senses causing the user to become high. Many people do not know this, and others dont want to believe that this fun-loving candy that they grew up with can be harmful to them in the years to come. Yes, this classic candy can be semi-dangerous if used too often at one sitting. why else do u think they come separately wrapped?.. well you have your answer now. now don't get me wrong, i love pez, and there's nothing wrong with eating it, but be careful.. and for those who have a low tolerance for these types of things, when someone tries to flip you a PEZ..JUST SAY NO...

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Hello again, its time for yet another medical lesson!!!: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Studies show, from our friends at the University of Batonnet Fluorescent, that the consumption of a billowing abundance of the substance which creates the illusion of irredesence within a glowstick may cause symptoms similar to that of intoxication. Ingredients such as maltodextrin, when in contact with silica gel, may cause hallucinations and weakening of the spine. **Please take percaution if swallowing glowstick liquid as it contains small shards of glass**

---article written by Humm---- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DRINKING GAME Begin by forming a circle full of drunks, place a shuffled deck of cards on the floor faced down. Then, one person draws a card, and the cards are as follows: Ace - 6 = deal out drinks corresponding to the face value 7-10 = take a drink yourself. Jack(J) is a waterfall = the person who picks a card starts drinking...then the person to their right starts drinking..etc, until it makes its way around the circle. No one can stop until the person who picked the card stops. Queen (Q) is "make up a rule" for example, you cannot swear, if someone swears, then that person will have to take a drink. lastly, KIng (K) is "rule of thumbs" the person who picks the card must place their thumb on the ground, when the person puts their thumb on the ground, then the remaining players must also place their thumbs on the ground. The last person to do so, must take a drink. Play Drinking Game with deck of cards. Insure all players drink as much as possible. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

THE TRUTH BEHIND TIC TACS Sit back and enjoy yet another rendition, of what I like to call, Quick Medical lessons 101. Today lesson: Tic Tacs, Tic Do? Or Tic Don’t?

I would like to inform you all on Tic Tacs. Sure, its fun to say, and quite enjoyable to eat, but this flavorsome candy has another story, a deeper story, a story so mysterious it’s never been reveled, until now.

Scientists, at the University of Mintius Freshinus -hey, if there’s a Hamburger University for up and coming MacDonald’s managers there’s a university for mints enthusiasts -I’m not one to judge so neither should you, let bygones be bygones. –now back to the lesson= Scientists have been concocting a theory on the effects of tic tacs. Studies show that this mint has many…… side-effects, shall we say. It appears to result in many addiction problems. Yes, it is true, at first I thought it too was a form of a nonfactual proclamation, but alas, I was wrong, and now I too am educated with the truth behind tic tacs.

If the user is not careful, s/he will experience a number of symptoms, after “taking” an abundance of the two-calorie breath mint shaped like a little capsule (hmm can’t be suggesting anything with that) the “user” will initially feel a cool tingly, yet refreshing sense in their mouth, moving down their throat. This initial symptom may only last a limited time, but it entices the user to “pop” yet another capsule. This “urge” to ingest the mint it caused by a chemical reaction, that begins in one's mouth. Tic Tacs, contain many ingredients, but one that sparks the interest of any scientist is the ingredient called, Tartaric Acid. Considering that every one person has a different DNA make-up, the level of addiction will vary. When tartaric acid, comes into contact with human saliva, in particular the DNA contained in saliva, (i.e. thiamine, specifically) it causes a chemical reaction to occur. These two reactants, are not at all hazardous, when independent, however, once they come into contact with each other, only science can explain the effects.

In most other cases, Magnesium Stearate, and Ascorbic Acid have also caused a nation-wide addiction because these ingredients also “work” in a similar fashion to Tartaric Acid. Not only due these ingredients cause many addiction dilemmas, have they also been known to have many other side-effects, such as slight hallucination (only once an abundance is used and is mixed with PEZ) This is primarily due to the Magnesium Sterate (from Tic Tacs) and Diglyceride (from PEZ). When these two substances are combined, it sets off through the sensory fibres in the human brain This new “solution” interferes with many brain waves which sets “signals” to many elements in the human body, in particular the human eye; resulting in hallucinations.

Moreover, Tic Tacs also have been known to promote some serious choking hazards for many of their “users”. This tiny mint is semi-dangerous, due to the shape and texture. Its tiny exterior makes it very easy to choke on, especially if the user, is laughing, which is a common result of hallucinations.

Sure, Tic Tacs aid us in the battle of protecting the enamel on our teeth, but at a certain risk…. choking. You make the decision, would you rather chokeand keep your enamel in tack? Or give up tic tacs?

So, in closing, considering the facts presented today when they say “one tic tac is enough” they mean it. “Breathe Friendly” ha! if you take an abundance of tic tacs, I’ll be surprised you’ll breathe at all.

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The Origin of the Name “WEEBER”

Now, I’m quite sure most of you, if not all, have called me Weeber either one time or another, but how many of you can bravely say you know the true essence of the name, or how it came to be?

Well I’m here today to tell you the story behind the name, yes there is a story.

It all began on a lovely spring afternoon, I had just finished English class, and I was making my way to my next class; it was law class. Now to my surprise, when I arrived to class it appeared that Mr. Kennedy was absent that day and yes, we had an on-call. Sadly, I do not remember the name of the teacher who supplied us that day, and what a shame it is because he was a major contributor to the birth of the name, Weeber. As the class eagerly scattered into their sits, the “unknown teacher” started to take attendance.

Now this goes into another theory I have and it has been proven correct each time it is administrated, with a few minor exceptions. My theory stands as each time, either a “new teacher” (whom I do not know), a supply, or on-call teacher goes down the attendance list, they always seem to have the urge to say both my first and last name. For example, the “unknown teacher” would execute his attendance as such: Alex, Ashley, Matt, Chris, Katherine, Christina Weber, Danielle, and Amanda. Each time this happens, it appears that my last name is the only last name read, with the exception of having two people with the same first name, in which both their last names will be read, but that goes without saying. All I ask is why? Is my last name fun to say? It doesn’t bother me in the least; I just think it is interesting that it happens almost every time.

Back to the origin of Weeber, now as the supply teacher began to read the names, he came to mine, and you guessed it, he said both my first and last name. However, when saying my last name he said “WEEBER” instead of “WEB-BER”(yes I am aware I put two b’s and no I don’t spell it with two b’s I simply placed two b’s in there so that I can outline the proper pronunciation.) And who other than Adria Gower found this humorous? She then replied “hahahaha he called you “weeber”, from now on that’s all I’m going to call you, and it’s going to stick and soon everyone will call you that.” In which I replied back “it’ll never stick”. Well, I was wrong, thanks to “the tank” (Adria), I am now known by many as Weeber. I really didn’t think it would stick, but almost everyone calls me that, some more enthusiastic than others, such as Candice, who refers to me as Weeeeeeeeeeeeeber. So thanks to Adria and the “unknown teacher” who will forever be in my heart; I have a nickname which everyone can say and enjoys.

I attempted to give Adria the nick name, “GOOWER” instead of “GOWER” but alas, it did not leave a lasting impression, I guess she’ll forever be known as “the tank”.

And so, there you have it, the origin of the nickname “WEEBER” it has come a long way, from that spring day in grade 11 law, and although I don’t know what the future hold for me, but I do know, if I ever become famous, I’ll drop my first and last name, and only go by “WEEBER” that way, you’ll always find me.

THE END

coming soon... the origin of the nickname "BERD" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE LITERATURE TRIBUTE BANDS

~A Tribute to Wuthering Heights~

BAND: Devil Daddy KAZOO/ MARACAS: Adria KEYBOARDS: Christina BONGOS: Candice and sometimes... Alex on Sax Play list: #1 Hit: Rock The Moors Whoa Nelly I am Healthcliff, Hear Me Roar Gie Me That Orange Joseph Is A Stud Ain’t No Moors Large Enough You Have A Lame Pony Crack That Whip, I Can’t It’s Broken Love Thy Brother- Literally! Nelly Thumping She’s Just Cold! She’s Just Cold! Court Me And I’ll Hang Your Dog Gimerton Rep’rsent Incest What?! Home, Home on the Grange Sweet Home, Isabella I’m Too Sexy For My Frock -------------------------------------- ~A Tribute to Macbeth~ BAND: The Weird Sisters LUTE: Adria ALARUM: Christina HARP: Candice and sometimes... Alex on Sax Play List: #1 Hit: I Wanna Be Norweyan Golgotha Aroint Thee! Plucked From My Nipple… Dashed His Brains Out Secret Corporal Agent Man Hautboys & Torches Our Mansionry Is A Very Fine Mansionry I Am A Leprechaun (Oh Baby) It’s A Hurly Burly World (Out There) Duncan Is Our Bosom Interest Thou Art Thane Of The Heath, Sucka Thou Art The Wind Beneath My Wings. --------------------------------------- ~A Tribute to The Drawer Boy~ BAND : Bovine Bastards SPOONS: Adria, a.k.a. Angus WASHBOARD: Christina, a.k.a. Morgan SQUARE BRUSH: Candice, a.k.a. Miles and sometimes... Alex On Sax Play List: #1Hit: Don’t Want To Get Eaten, Must Make Milk Soooooooooo Scared Dollar Forty-Seven Stop That Tractor! Get Me A Sandwhich Woman…Er Angus The Fella And The 2 Girls Get Brandy In War My Ackey Breaky Skull Cows Eat Pigs Chainsaw Pig God Damn Communists! There’s No Little “R” On Your Knob ~~~~~Tour: Got Milk Tour ’03!- locations to be determined~~~~~: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~The Deep Abyss of Divet Behaviour~: by Hummberd Just try and see the depth of the hole Don't hit that pole and fall into that hole DIVETS! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RANDOM STUFF Two Words: Tuna Casserole Never underestimate the powers of the Tooth Fairy

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------------Let's Talk Cow Politics-------------- World Ideologies as Explained by Reference to Cows

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need. Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk. Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. Real World Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation. Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market. Perestroika: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free" market. Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. Militarianism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned. Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps' brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. Pure Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. Pure Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Capitalism: You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral. Enviromentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them. Political Correctness: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender. Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

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The Great Spider Comeback: me: hey, why don't you walk home, walker jenn: hey, why don't you spin a web, weber and now for the punch line... me: i'm not a spider!

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THE RANDOMNESS CONTINUES

Some (not so) famous last words ** I'll get a world record for this.. ** It's fireproof. ** He's probably just hibernating. ** What does this button do? ** I'm making a citizen's arrest. ** So, you're a cannibal. ** It's probably just a rash. ** Are you sure the power is off? ** Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? ** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one! ** Pull the pin and count to what? ** Which wire was I supposed to cut? ** I wonder where the mother bear is. ** I've seen this done on TV. ** These are the good kind of mushrooms. ** I'll hold it, and you light the fuse. ** Let it down slowly. ** Rat poison only kills rats. ** Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town. ** It's strong enough for both of us. ** This doesn't taste right. ** I can make this light before it changes. ** Nice doggie. ** I can do that with my eyes closed. ** I've done this before. ** Well, we've made it this far. ** That's odd. ** You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? ** Don't be so superstitious. ** Now watch this. ** What duck? ~~brought to you by sod-work~~

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FOR TIM

TIM AGAIN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HELPFUL WARNINGS

Warning: If exposed to radiation you will most likely grow to the equivalent size of a two-story building.

Now this is important. If you see a nuclear explosion DON’T DRIVE TOWARDS IT!! No siree, you should actually pull over and wait for it to go away...thank you department of homeland security

HA!! That’s what you get from hiding under a fricken desk when you roof is collapsing you jerk.

Now how exactly do they expect us NOT to touch the flaming door…I mean seriously.

Wait, so you are saying DON’T catch on fire…oh yea I guess that does make sense.

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BOOKS I RECOMMEND

My golden wedding by Annie Versary The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback Crime Does Not Pay by Laura Norda A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette Don't Leave Without Me by Isa Coming Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm When Shall We Meet Again? by Miles Apart The Artic Ocean by I.C. Waters Hair Disorders by Dan Druff Will He Win ? by Betty Wont Return of the Prodigal by Greta Sonne A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish Garden Water Features by Lily Pond Crossing Roads Safely by Luke Bothways Sunday Service by Neil Downe The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn Fade Away by Peter Out The Lady Artist by Andrew Pictures The Leaky Tap by Constant Dripping In the Summer by Clement Weather The Lighthouse by Eddy Stone Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick The Haunted Room by Hugo First The Garlic Eater by I Malone The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff Continental Breakfasts by Roland Butter

STICK FIGHTING, A LA TIM ------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ OTHER FUN WEBSITES

Home Star Runner

The Waffle Iron

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OUR MOVIES

NET BOY a film by Carolyn and Christina ~in no particular order...so far the movie is complete randomness, but very entertaining....(script may be changed ~scene opens... night-time.. along side a pool.. an innocent victim sits by the pool... ~victim #1: wow its such a nice night out.. nothing can go wrong... ~net boy approaches victim ~net boy: hello, im going to kill you.. ~victim #1: hahaha, oh hey warren how's it going? ~net boy: what? im not warren, what are you talking about? ~victim #1:yes you are, i can see you! ~net boy: no you can't!!! (net boy gets angry, moves in closer to victim #1) ~victim #1:yes i can!! ~net boy: no you can't!!! ~victim #1: warren, i know it's you! ~net boy: i'm not warren (net boy gets nervous.. rolls eyes) ~victim #1: yes you are! you're wearing a net, i see right through it!!! ~net boy: what the? damn it! ( out of anger net boy kills victim #1, scene ends) ~new scene~ ~scene opens, the next night, once again an innocent victim sits by a pool... alone ~victim #2: boy, it sure is nice out (just then net boy sneaks up behind the victim) hmmm i wonder where everyone is at, maybe i should find them ( victim #2 stands up, turns around, and net boy is right in the victim's face) ~net boy: hello, im going to kill you ~ victim #2: what?! ahh!..< pause > ..... oh, its only you warren... ~ net boy ahhhh! not again... i mean, i'm not warren, who's warren?....(long pause.. weird looks are exchanged.. then... net boy raises his net and places over the victims face, trying to suffocate the victim ) ~ victim #2: hey! what are you doing? stop that! ( victim #2 tries to get away) ~net boy: i'm suffocating you!.. hahahahhah ~victim #2: you're not suffocating me, you're using a net, it has holes in it, i can breath right through it! ~net boy: what?!!! ahhh.. not again...(net boy stops, and runs away....scene ends) ~new scene~ (coming soon.... eventually)

The Attack Of The Spoon (which was supposed to be a knife)starring the orange and (co-)starring pomplemousse :

scene opens... christina in the kitchen... in comes brad brad: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (hides behind counter, in comes warren) warren: what is that horrible screaming noice? christina: oh it's just my kettle...... and a knife..... to cut this orange.(holds up spoon) warren: oh okay.. hey what are you doing? christina: how about some orange juice?( moves in closer to warren, begins to stab warren with spoon) warren: wait no no, ahhhhhh! the pulp! the pulp! (warren gets juiced) scene ends ~~new scene~~ enter brad brad: mmmmmm pomplemousse, so refreshing. enter adria adria: mmmmmm, i love pomplemousse, its so much better than orange juice. mmmmmm... pomp-le-mousse (christina enters) christina: well hello there... adria, (holds up the spoon) would you like to have some orange juice, or how about an orange? ( pulls out an orange from behind back) adria: no get away, no ahhh (begins to run up the stairs, falling as she goes) christina: here let me slice it for you... (begins to cut orange with spoon) adria: no ahhhh help! ahhhh, the citrus acid! ( adria gets spooned, christina exists up the stairs) ~~new scene~~ (comming soon)

In The Works: 1)Kermit Kroaks...literally:: a fateful end for Kermit the Frog 2)The Second Attack of the spoon(which was supposed to be a knife) in a ravine...er trail:: always rememeber to drink your orange juice, or some crazy person, with "just a kettle" will attack you with pulp

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MORE COMMENTS

one night i was sitting around with carolyn and i decided to torment matt matt intellectually.. however he did not catch on and so the story goes...

.carolyn.. says:

hi matt , its christina

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

hey....whats up?

..carolyn.. says:

not too much, i hacked into carolyn's msn, dont tell her though

..carolyn.. says:

whats up with you?

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

haha...nice....a group of us are just chillin tonight

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

we might go to yukyuks in a bit....who knows tho

..carolyn.. says:

wow sounds fun- you're at mac eh? you like it?

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya its a lot of fun....many good times....howz ur uni? western im guessing

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

? ..carolyn.. says:

yeah, how'd you know

..carolyn.. says:

i love it, its a swell old time

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya....so i hear.....crazy times at western, eh?

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

lol

..carolyn.. says:

non stop

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

haha sweet

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

going to western makes ya crazy i guess

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

kinda wish i applied there myself

..carolyn.. says:

crazy like a fox!

..carolyn.. says:

oh really? i hear mac's pretty happenin' as well

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya....i guess....depends on what kinda person you are i guess....we have fun

..carolyn.. says:

thats true, i guess thats the deal-E-O everywhere

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

exactly

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

yuppers

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

man the summer was fun though

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

like all the parties

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

like's chris

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

like marc

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

man good times

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says: Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

those were some good parties

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

yeah man the was the first time i drank ina park

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya....id have to say the same for myself.....that was in july right?

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

that would be correct sir

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya...good drunken times

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

cheers lad

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says: Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

u drinking now?

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

just juice for me

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

you?

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

lol, ya....my buddy simon and i are drinkin a few nothing serious...just startin of the night on a good foot

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

sounds good

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

what do you want the answers to yo?

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

haha....many things....mainly women....very confusing they are....but ah well

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

thats life

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

yeah we're a confusing species

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya....thats for sure

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

lol

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

but your species is ambiguous

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

thats true....some men can be....but not all are two sided

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

i see your point and i raise you the fact that not all women are Perplexing

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya....i agree on that....some arent "perplexing"

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

but the majority are,lol

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

umm well see women are complex creatures.. we want things in such ways the men can't comprehend.. that is our nature

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya...i see ur point

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

in that case everything is just confusing than

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

lol

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

well thats how the cookies crumbles

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

,mmm women like cookies

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

haha...i see...taking lines from bruce almighty.....nice

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

yeah, good movie,l do you like movies?

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

scratch that "i", ont your eye though.. hahahhaha

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

not* ohh man

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya....i like most movies....it all depends on the movie though.....theres gotta be some action or its gotta be funny

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

if it doesnt fit in one ot those categories i prolly wont like it

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

what about scary movies, do you like scary movies?

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

haha...scream lines....good job

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya sure

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

theyre good

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

lol. oh man you're a movie whiz....

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

nice pic... ducks are cool

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

it reminds me of ponds

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya its good eh? accentuates my sensitive side, lol

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

ducks attack people though... they bite, but yet they have no teeth?

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

explain this to me

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

i dunno...maybe they have a superiority complex....think they're tougher than they really are, lol

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will rule the world one day says:

yeah, ive seen them get into fights with geese, they are a rough breed

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

really.....thats a mismatch....the geese are much bigger....hmm...maybe the ducks work out

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:

geese have the disadvantage of being oppressed in our society, i mean think of it.. everyone goes to feed the ducks..... let the gesse roam free and be fed... and hell to the swans... looking all smug and what not..

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ya thats true....we do favour the swans and ducks.....the geese are the lower class of such birds.....they need some sort of union or something

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

lol

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:

well i see it this way "if all the geese band together they can conquer the entire flock of flockage"- they're bigger, meaner and uglier so no one will want to go near them.... they can start off my having thier mmeting at ontario place since they dominate that area.. and the next step will be thw world, and with me as their leader, no duck wil ever get bread again.. the end

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

haha....sounds like a plan

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

it may just work

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:

yes, i wil control geese one day, join me now or be eaten later

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

haha....in that case im in....we only have one problem....they dont speak english

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:

i speak geese and i also speak duck, so i can sneak into duck headquaters and trick them all into going into a giant oven, so we can feed the world

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

ahh i see....that may work

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

but the ducks may be smarter than u thing

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

think*

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:

all this duck talk is making me thristy

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:

htey just sit there and when you throw bread.. i mean big pieces of breasd, they attempt to eat the whole thing, whereby choking... i mean how smart can they be?

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

i dunno....dont underestimate the ducks

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

never know what theyre capable of

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:

thats true, i mean when they go south they must be plotting, unlike geese who just go south to have a good time

..carolyn...... christina is the coolest.. she will will live in a smoking room one day says:

well i'll be right back,, all this duck talk is making me thristy, im getting something to drink

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

haha....cool

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says:

have a beer...or anything alcoholic...it makes this duck talk seem real sensible

Preeeez- wish i knew all the answers says: lol

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ANOTHER ENTERTAINING MSN CONVERSATION:

GOD SAVE THE FRUIT

Bruce says: ...but grapes are purple and we don't call them purples?

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: lol.. good point

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: my friend and i were drunk last night and i thought my orange looked purple under a black light

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: so she told me an orange isnt an orange if its purple

Bruce says: lol

Bruce says: sure it is...it's a purple orange

Bruce says: it's orange on the inside...that's all that counts

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: yeah, it was pretty fuuny well the white part of the orange looked purple

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: thank you, i thought so too

Bruce says: oranges get confused too

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: i'd like to think so

Bruce says: nobody eats the purple oranges, they must be lonely

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: lol.. yeha, they should have blue oranges so they wont be as lonely

Bruce says: then they could have inbetween blue and purple lil oranges....

Bruce says: i like to call them clemintines

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hmm what colour does blue and purple make>?.. hmmm art class kicks in now

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: lol..

Bruce says: lol

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: oh man, what if fruit actually did have inbetween fuits

Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: like in between a banana and an apple? or in between a red apple and a green apple?

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hmm wellt he red apple and the green apple, would make an ugly colour... but an apple and a banana, now thats intense... what kinda shape would that be?

Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: an apple with banana shaped arms and legs?

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: that would work, that would be one massive fruit

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: it could probably attack us

Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: it sure would

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: with potassium and vitamins

Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: lol

Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: it could be the king of the fruits

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: it sure would

Bruce - buy low...sell high...time is money says: standing up for oppressed fruits everywhere

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hahahaha, like the purple oranges

Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it would say...it's ok to be different

Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: shine purple orange fruit!

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hail all!

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: they can use their citrus acid to seek revenge Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: attack those white pearlies that have been biting into them for so long

Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: what would vegetarians do?

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: oh man, they would be the first to go

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: they might have to form an alliance with the fruits.... some fruits will have to be sacrificed

Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: the banapple would never stand for it

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: ahhahah banapple, i love that name

Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: well you inspired it

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: team effrot

Bruce - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: for sure

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hmmm now what about the tomato, it tries to be a fruit, but yet everyone always forgets about it

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: hmmm.....that is a predicament

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it must be hard...it's all the down there on the ground while the apples and oranges stand high and proud in their green leaved trees

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: but tomatoes have one up on them...they have soft seeds that you can eat

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: true.. hmm its like apples and oranges are more superior than tomatos ....\

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: ooohh good point

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hmmm, seems to me, that tomatoes are easy victims that way...

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: no self defence like the hard seeds in oranges

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: and they have such soft skin. The sensitive never survive

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: exactly, i guess they deserve to be eaten, thats how they;ve been brought up

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it's a matter of honor

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: my father's father's father died like this...i must too

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: i will never disgrace a tomato

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: ...you make me so proud

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: ahhaha, its like soliders going off to war, tomato's go off to salad

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: lol

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: at least it's a beautiful place to be

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: yes, and you're helping people become healthier

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: and they have friends...the mushrooms and green peppers.

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: yup, so they dont have to die alone

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: ...and they get a bath before they go, at least they smell good

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: yeah, thats true, they;re going off in style,

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it brings a tear to my eye

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: me too, but we must remember they;re providing us with nourishment, for the good of mankind;s health

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: but have we gone too far? We have inslaved an entire species! What will we go to next?

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: the potatoe!..lol.... i dunno, thats true, we need to stop somewhere

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: the poor potatoe. It waits in the ground for the day it will see the sun, and when that day comes we knock it down

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: it doesn't even have time to get a tan before we peel off it's skin!

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: good point, and if its lucky enough to grow "eyes" we usually cut them out, so when it goes, its blind and scared

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: i didn't know eyes grew down there...what else could we be cutting off

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: blind...scared...and without dignity

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: the potato by far has it the worst

Banapple - king of oppressed purple oranges everywhere...we love you! says: yep, potatoe chips, fries, potatoe salad, hash browns...is there no end

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: its a very resourceful food, but it doesnt deserve it all

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: but should we let them die alone and defensless in the wild?

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: there are rabbits out there..

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: yes there is... hmmm, but how can we free the potato?

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: CABAPI

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: Christina And Bruce Agains Potatoe Inequality

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hhahha, sounds good, we'll become potato activists

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: but to truely know a potatoe you must first become the potato

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: ahahhaha we can become couch pototoes for a week

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: lol YES

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: oh man, a different form of activism.. do nothing for a week! then strike!

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: meh we don't need to strike...it'll be too much work

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: hmm, we could let the pototoes come to us

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: hmmm, this will have to be a private party, i'll call salt & vinegar and tell them they can't come

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: ahahhahahah, okay, i think they'll understand

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: for sure

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: all this activism hasn't made me awful tired. I'm going to turn into a vegetable for the rest of the night...need to prepare for tomorrow. We may have saved the fruit but there is so much more

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: has* christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: exactly, we need to rest up, tomorrow is another day

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: another adventure

christina-an orange isnt an orange if its purple says: another saved food item.... goodnight

I mourn for you dear potatoe friend says: night

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SONGS

On this night Written by: Duncan Springett and Christina Weber

"So I'm sitting here all alone, with no place to go... because no one likes me" 'Everyone went to a bar that I don't know; it’s too bad that I couldn't go" "I tried to hide in the trunks of their cars, but they said emo kids don’t go to bars" "And my mom said I couldn’t go, but she's the one that one day I’ll show"

Where’s ma salad??? I want some croutons ." but the crunch of the croutons, reminds me of the sound of my breaking heart" Cause my girlfriend broke up with me And now I’m sad... Dee dee dee dee Cause my boyfriend broke up with me and now I’m hurting Dee dee dee dee

so I’m sitting here all alone, with no place to go” and this makes me sad, cause emo kids don’t get mad’ "with the deadening sound of the telephone, and the sounds of Bob Seagar on the radio" “I begin to write poems, about broken homes”

Where’s ma salad??? I want some croutons ." but the crunch of the croutons, reminds me of the sound of my breaking heart" Cause my girlfriend broke up with me And now I’m sad... dee dee dee dee Cause my boyfriend broke up with me And now I’m hurting Dee dee dee dee

“"I don’t know what to do, and I hear my heart feeling blue" “I listen to the beats of my heart.... and I realized tomorrow I have to go to k-mart" "Maybe one day I’ll go to France but they say les emo kids don’t dance" I hope by spending one more night alone, that I’ll be closer to eating my phone for dinner

AU JOUR DI!!!!!

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