SCIENCE IS SOMETIMES BAD, YOU KNOW

Actually, this is a character from a sci-fi cartoon, remember the Transformers? A lot of people never got over them, but fortunately, Jonno isn't one of them. He got over them at the precise point that this wierdo entered. Hmmm. If you've come here, you're probably wondering who the heckaroo he is and why he spends way way way too much time playing stupid video games and bad-mouthing them.

Jonno was born on the eleventy-fifth of Remember, an uncommon month for those under the star sign of The Big Dipper. Until recently, he had a full growing head of hair, but sadly a tragic radioactive accident has been leaving him with less and less and each day goes by. Perservering despite this obvious handicap, he became one with the local music scene in hometown Adelaide, thanks to the beautiful influences of local legends Seraphs Coal (RIP). Now, having grown up into punk rokkin’ radness, he listens to Thinktank, The Basics and Blueline Medic, as well as countless others (total count: 2376). All these bands are excellent. Get out and see them now.

Despite being flippant, rude, sarcastic and frequently irritating, he claims forgiveness of all sins, through Jesus Christ. Redemption and sacrifice are beautifully powerful things, friends; talk this over with him sometime. Anybody who’s taking notes, be sure to realise: Christianity comes first, punk rock second. It’s the natural order, friends.

Currently residing in his home in the Bermuda Triangle, Jonno struts about wearing eye-offending shirts and writing catchy tunes on his guitar. He goes to Magill Uni to hang out and look cool, and is enrolled in some Arts course, but that's about as far as "study" goes with this dero. He can also hold a rythm together comfortably on the drums, which he has been playing for five years or so. Drop him a line sometime at eclecticlifeform@hotmail.com and you will recieve a non-abusive pacifist email in response. Peace, friends.

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