DUO’S HAPPY TIME.
*Voice from the heavens * The Gundam Boys are taking a break from fighting.
Duo- Oi Q-man. Have you seen WuFei?
Quatre- Not in a while. Have you seen Trowa? *Duo shakes head *
D & Q – HEERO!
Heero – What?
Duo – Have you seen Wu-baby?
Heero - * absently mindedly * He and Trowa are in his room. The sign on the door said do not disturb so I left.
Duo – Do not disturb? Quatre, your Trowa stole my Wu-baby!
Quatre - *sniffs * More like WuFei stole my Trowa. That guy has sex fiend written all over him.
Duo - * starry eyed * He does doesn’t he. No, I mean, WuFei wouldn’t steal Trowa, and he’s not a sex fiend. He just has sex oozing all over that beautiful body of his.
Quatre – 0.o Makes perfect sense to me.
Duo – Do you doubt your hypnotic control over Trowa? Or is it that you’re no longer fun in bed.
_Ohhh, fightin’ words. __
Quatre – Why you low down dirty…
_The boys are interrupted by a cry from WuFei’s room. Both boys rush over. Sure enough, do not disturb is written on the door. A voice is heard from inside the room.
Trowa – I want to put it in and I want to put it in now!
Duo – Nani?!
Quatre – Trowa never talks, let alone shouts. That’s it. They’re doing the horizontal tango. Your WuFei * points at Duo * is a whore.
Duo – He is not a whore. He’s my baby and I’m his god of death. Look Q-man, we shouldn’t be getting mad at each other. We have cheating boyfriends in there and they’re going to pay for betraying us. * Quatre nods in agreement *
_ The other voice in the room. _
WuFei – Look here bang boy, we spent hours getting this thing erect. I’m not leaving till we finish and since I did most of the work; I should be the one to put it in!
_And yet, another voice_
Heero – But why can’t I put it in? You guys are pretty much tired out.
T & W – No you baka. You didn’t do anything but watch!
_Duo and Quatre burst in and scream in unison _
D & Q – DON’T PUT IT IN! * they stop in their tracks. Trowa has WuFei between his body and they’re both leaning over a table. On the table is an elaborate model of the seven wonders of the world. They are holding what looks like the final piece to completing the Taj Mahal.
WuFei – Can’t you read?
Trowa – Umm ok. Like I said, let’s put it in together. * WuFei nods and they put it in. Heero is on the floor hyperventilating with laughter at Duo and Quatre’s expressions. Quatre’s twitching and Duo looks, err, demonic.
Heero – They look so funny! * Trowa and WuFei look up and run into a small corner.
Duo – I can’t believe it. All along you were...
WuFei – What did you think we were doing? * Trowa taps WuFei’s shoulder and whispers something in his ear. WuFei turns various degrees of red*
Quatre – And what do you have to say for yourselves?
WuFei – You thought that Trowa and I, that, are you guys crazy?
Duo – Just for you babe.
WuFei – But, you doubted my loyalty?
Duo - *walks over to WuFei who’s getting hysterical. * Nah babe. You should have heard what you said. But if you really feel that bad about it, there’s one way you can regain my complete trust.
WuFei – What do you want me to do? * Duo whispers something in his ear *
_ Looks like nose bleed time. Get your umbrellas out_
WuFei – That doesn’t sound like a punishment.
Duo – It’s a punishment for me. Watching you like that for hours. It will prove to me that I should have never ever doubted you. * evil grin *
WuFei – If so, why don’t you let me tie you up?
Duo – Because you went astray.
WuFei – You’re confusing koibito. But I agree let’s go. * The two bishounen leave, one with a huge hentai smile all over his face, the other seriously contemplating how he had sinned, and made his love believe that his eternal loyalty could be tarnished so easily. Phew. Now, only Trowa, Heero and Quatre remain.
Quatre – I’m sorry I doubted you.
Trowa – Not really. I did want to put it in WuFei.
Quatre – 0.o That’s it, Rashid, we’re going to punish Trowa for watching WuFei. Besides, I want a piece of him too.
Rashid – You both must be re-hypnotized so that you will all be starry eyed and never watch the sweet succulent ass of WuFei the seducer.
_Oi! _
Heero – That’s interesting. Now off to find the seducer!
_Duo and WuFei are in Duo’s room now, everything is pitch black. But through special magic goggles, we can see everything plain as day. _
WuFei – Duo? I know you love black, it reflects the death but evil side of you, but something’s not right here. * WuFei says this because he is dressed in a black leather cat suit, complete with whiskers, ears and tail. He has a collar around his neck and is chained to a pole. His hands are in cuffs, which are also around the pole.
Duo – Hello my sweet succulent angel. How does the evening find you? * Duo is now possessed by his alter ego, you guessed it Shinigami! WuFei notices this and eeps*
WuFei – Duo, I, mean, Shinigami, could you please let me go? Duo, onegai?
Shini – Don’t worry my pet. This is my punishment too. I’m aching just to be in you.
WuFei - ^_^;;; Aiee! Help, anybody, get me out of here! * Shinigami is dressed in a simple pair of black pants and a black silk shirt. Around his shoulders is his black cloak. In his hand, a nice long sharp knife ::shudder::
Shini - * walks up to WuFei. He wraps his arms around WuFei and nibbles on his ear, drawing the knife at WuFei’s throat. WuFei leans back into Shinigami to avoid the knife.
WuFei - * holds in his breath and lets it all out * NATAKU! * almost immediately, a being dressed exactly as Shinigami except in white appears.
Shinigami – A woman. Away strange being, I’m entertaining.
Nataku – Please you stupid baka. The boy called for help. Release the two of them immediately. * she walks over to Shinigami and snaps her fingers. Shinigami separates in to, the real Duo in his priest out fit and Shinigami, his mirror image in looks. Duo runs over to WuFei and releases him.
WuFei – Thank You Nataku.
Duo – Can you get us out of here? * Nataku smiles. She snaps her fingers and everything explodes.
Duo wakes up. Beside him WuFei is sleeping.
"Hey Duo, wake up WuFei. Wee have something to do." Trowa yells from outside their door.
"Get lost Trowa, you can’t have my baby!"
END
Takeo – This is complete stupidity. Oi Duo, you sure have nightmares.
Duo – Why won’t people get it through their thick skulls? WuFei is MINE. M.I.N.E.
Takeo – And that spells mine! I can read, I can read yay!
Duo - ^_^;;; Have you eaten today?
Takeo – Nope and I’m as happy as ever!
WuFei – Somebody save us!!!