Real Name: Laura Mackay
Purpose: Guitar, vocals, replacing John, style, lots of suave comments, a cute brother, a fresh face, hitting people, bra-storage, "that feminine touch"
Favorite bands: Switchblade Symphony, Snake River Conspiracy, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, The Angry Neighbors, Swans, Ashes You Leave, a large number of grind/punk/hardcore bands...
Favorite guitarists: N/A
Favorite vocalists: Trent Reznor, Tina Root, Marilyn Manson
Favorite movies: Nowhere, The Craft, The Crow, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, SLC Punk
Hobbies: Being bored…..learning stuff on guitar….piercing….dying….sewing…..being retarded….eating….
Goals: Own an independent store and be a mom to a bunch of really cute kids.
Comments: I hope clam bake dies. The end.
