//full name//
Scott Heisel
[I hate my middle name, so you don't get it]

//nicknames//
Besides hey you? Well, there's Scottie 2 Hottie, and Spooty. Interpret them as you wish.

//email//
scott@punknews.org

//age//
20

//sex//
Haha, wouldn't it be funny if I said "yes please" right here?? Hahaha! Yes please! HAhahahahahAAHAa!

//location//
Illinois

//have a girl?//
I'm fat. You think girls actually go out with me?

//car//
91 Plymouth Sundance - maroon with maroon interior. It makes the girls cream.

//eyes//
Brown

//hair//
Brown

//piercings//
Nope. I'd look like a fool with any.

//tatts//
I've always wanted to, but I have no idea what I'd get.

//tall//
6'4"

//fav. song//
As of this minute? It's a tie between Alkaline Trio's "Message From Kathlene" and Dismemberment Plan's "What Do You Want Me To Say?"

//fav. movie//
The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Happy Gilmore, Dirty Work, Memento, American Psycho, Fight Club, Meet The Parents, eXisteNz, plenty more.

//fav. sport//
Since I'm Fatty McFatFat, I don't play many sports - I guess I'll say a tie between bowling and mini-putt.

//fav. food//
Pizza, grilled cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, basically anything made with meat.

//fav music//
Damn near everything.