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So I had this idea that I should start writing a column. There are so many things that I think of on a daily basis and I know that they amuse me and the people who hear them, So I thought that it might be time to start letting the world hear them. If you get a chance to read some of them, let me know...contact me at x_topher30103@hotmail.com. Here is a taste of some of them.
Mating
Dating is difficult. This, of course, is an understatement of the plight that thousands upon thousands of guys know all too well. Not that women don't have a hard time, but as men, we have much more unique challenges to face. Wouldn't it all be a little bit better if we were like the animlas of the jungle that have actual regulated mating seasons, complete with rituals and lots of meaningful nonverbal communication.....
5 Women to avoid
If I can accomplish anything through this venture, it would be to enlighten both men and women as to how men think. If I can accomplish another, it would be to save my brethren from some of the disasters that I have encountered, either personally (my own war stories), or from a distance. Thus, in an effort to save mankind, I am releasing pertinent information about relationships with women: Brothers, believe it or not, there are certain women out there that defy all rules of nature and relationships, will break your budget and your heart without a care, and may cause you legal troubles. Yes, there are 5 kinds of women that should carry warning labels, with big words and pictures on their pocketbooks, saying: "Caution", "Volatile Contents", "Do Not Feed". These are not even the "Handle with Care" type girls. These are the girls whose touch is venomous (I'm thinking of Poison Ivy, the Batman with Alicia Sileverstone as Batgirl). So save this list, memorize the signs. Know it, Learn it, live it.....here are the five kinds of women to avoid.
Nautilus Neanderthal: Captain Caveman goes to the gym
If there really were caveman, I am convinced that they must have been the inventors of the first gym. And somehow, through ice ages, world wars, and the Olsen Twins (billionaire brats), the basic tenets of First-Man Fitness have lasted until this day. If ever you needed to believe that cavemen could exist, please visit your local gym and you will realize that not only could they exist but they outnumber any other group of the general workout population. I am not sure when grunting became something that you could do in public free from scrutiny.....
Buddies and Girls that are friends
Besides obvious pelvic differentiations, men and women in general communicate and socialize in particularly different ways. If confused, refer to "The View" vs. "The Man-Show", or "Charlie's Angels" vs. "Lethal Weapon"...
7 people that should never associate with....
The Art Snob with Barbells.
So that's me in a nutshell...pardon the Freudian reference to my mental state.
