It's Christmas and snowing outside. This white limousine backs into our driveway, and my dad's friends, Gary and Diane, get out of it. Gary is wearing a funny-looking military outfit and his hair is sticking straight up. My Dad walks up to the door and he's wearing this shiny, glittery shirt (Siegfried and Roy style) and some ivy on his head. My whole family is about to eat this really big dinner, but my Mom tells me I have to put up Christmas lights. So, I go outside and climb onto the roof. I try to put up the lights quickly, but they keep getting tangled. Eventually my mother comes out and helps me to untangle the lights. She goes back inside while I finish with the lights. When I finish, I start to climb down the side of the porch. Then, Scary Spice comes up and asks me "Are you an Angel?" Before I respond she knocks me off the porch and I fall to the ground. Then she walks over and kicks me in the head. After she leaves, my parents yell at me; they tell me to take them to the hardware store. I go into my room and change out of my wet clothes, decide I'd rather wear the snowy clothes, and run outside. My parents are pulling out of the driveway in a tank. They stop and I climb inside. Then, we drive off into the sunset.

The End.

"Scary!!!"