BEER QUOTES

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
-Benjamin Franklin

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra

"Well I woke up this morinin'and I got myself a beer."
-Jim Morrison

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-Jack Handy

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemingway

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the fools he must come in contact with every day."
-Ernest Hemingway

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
-Stephen Wright

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose"
-Jack Handy

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-Plato

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