IMVU Funnies

There's some weird crud that goes down on IMVU, no lie. After all, people are people, whether they talk to you in real life or over the keyboard! Stupidity does win out every now and again, though.... This is a collection od the funniest, oddest, stupidest, and just plain weirdest moments I've had on IMVU. Feel free to email me (use the link in the navigation table) with your story and first name if you want to submit something!

Parents: Some and/or all of the following links may contain imagery of the Gothic lifestyle you don't want your children seeing. It is guaranteed that some of the following links contain profane language. I am pleased that you are encouraging your children to find their own voice... but please PLEASE be responsible and supervise children under the age of 16 to ensure their Internet experience continues to be both fun and safe!

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	What in the WORLD? Mousie) "No offense, but business is business. I model my own clothing to maintain my quality standards. This is part of how I make my living." Girl I was Chatting With) "You spelled affense wrong." Mousie) At this point I started whacking my head against my desk at the stupidity, but proceeded to say: "Actually, in the United Kingdom, they spell it 'offence'. Where I live in the United States, we spell it 'offense'." GIWCW) "So, do you live in the United Kingdom?" Mousie) "I think I'm done talking with you now." FROM DICTIONARY.COM: offense – noun: a violation or breaking of a social or moral rule; transgression; sin. a transgression of the law; misdemeanor. a cause of transgression or wrong. something that offends or displeases. the act of offending or displeasing. the feeling of resentful displeasure caused: to give offense. the act of attacking; attack or assault: weapons of offense. a person, army, etc., that is attacking. Sports the players or team unit responsible for attacking or scoring in a game. the players possessing or controlling the ball, puck, etc., or the aspects or period of a game when this obtains. a pattern or style of scoring attack: single-wing offense; fast-break offense. offensive effectiveness; ability to score: a total breakdown in offense. Archaic. injury, harm, or hurt. Also, offence. Thus ends the dictionary definition of "offense", and our daily spelling lesson. Thank you, and goodnight. More tidbits will be added as I get them. Please feel free to email me (see the link table to the right) if you have any you'd like me to post!