" Put the lotion in the basket " - The Silence of the Lambs
" I'll tell you about love...love disappears " - Singles
" I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." "You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!" - Tony Montana, Scarface
" Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. " - Daniel "Danny" Vinyard, American History X
" If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass! " - Happy Gilmore
" Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman? " - See No Evil, Hear No Evil
" For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women " - You've Got Mail
" F-O-X " - You've Got Mail
" One time, at band camp, I put my flute up my pussy. What, you don't think I know how to get myself off? " - American Pie
" No one who likes swing can become a Nazi " - Swing Kids
" I like to drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I'm drinking more " - Vito Corleone, The Godfather (shout out to Sarah!)
" Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. " Clemenza, The Godfather (shout out to Jenny!)
" If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone. " - Michael Corleone, The Godfather
" Git in ma belly " - Fat Bastard
" The first rule of this household is discipline. " - Captain Von Trapp, The Sound of Music (wish my housemates understood this)
" Y'all are the horniest bunch of white folks I've ever seen. " - Elvira, Shag
" You know, I'd like to do it at your house sometime. I must admit, the idea of doing it in my sister's bed gives me a
perverse thrill. " - Cynthia, Sex, Lies, and Videotape (Jenny's thoughts on sex in my bed)
These quotes are pretty much here for the entertainment of myself, Jenny & Sarah...so there is a real good chance you'll have no idea what we're talking about...and you probably won't find them nearly as influential as we do...however, this is what we do when we're bored.
