Light entertainment!
And now my friends if you're feeling down, here is a joke. Toploader. Thank you. Please, no applause..............oh the credit has to go to nashville for this next one, i nicked it off her site-it's called "The Chicken...Or The Egg...?". ...................A chicken and egg lie in bed whilst the chicken lights up a cigarette and looks satisfied. The egg doesn't smoke but pissed off, mumbles to no one in paricular "well i guess you just answered that question then". BOOM BOOM!........................
What's brown and sticky? a stick. What's white and can't climb trees? a fridge. What's white and blue and can't climb trees? a fridge in a denim jacket. What gets harder the more u play with it? a rubicks cube.......................
At this point i'd tell you my ultimate joke of all time but it's really long and i don't want to get repetitive strain injuries (thanks goes there to catherine pearce for her fun AND informative slide show). So until then i'll have to love and leave you, and yes i do love you all very very much. (unless you're izzi of course. i hate you izzi. you big man.)
Oxymorons!
- army intelligence
- metal music
- microsoft works
- pretty ugly
- airline food
- head butt
- casual sex
- dry white wine
- found missing
- live CD
- immigration control
- loners club
- national health service
- metal wood (you'll get it if u play golf)
- politically correct
- pool table
- government organization
- religious tolerance
- education system
- United Nations
There is more! You can thank me later x
Politics-this stuff's serious
back to the happy page
home, james, and don't spare the horses!
Email: burn_courtney_burn_in_hell@hotmail.com
