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VellaDonna
Seek (v) and Naoki (d).

 

VellaDonna
Goma (b) and Tako (g).!

 

L'Arc
Awwwwwww, isn't "Hydo" cute in his little teddy-bear-camo outfit? And dig Ken's "Bond Girl" costuming and pose.

 

L'Arcer
This one (I scanned the little photo that comes with the wrapper, by the way -- hence the pixelosity) is at least somewhat hangable-uppable. Well, not really! Not in a MAN's room, anyway!

 

L'Arcest
The sticker on the L'Arc poster wrappings; warns something along the lines of "Not an Official Product". Which explains the dusty forgotten corner they were in, half-hidden by the Jumanji board games.

September 3
Monday

Price Lunacy

now playing: VellaDonna's Sabotage & Caution (1998)

Machida again. CDs!

Hadn't been there for a month, so I was due for a nice haul; I ended up finding Luna Sea's Lunacy NEW for $1. And there were four more also selling for $1. And they're the "Made in Japan" version. And even though I had the album already (the legal "For Sale Outside Japan" version, which I nabbed for $20 in New York's Chinatown), I couldn't resist buying another. It was only a buck! At Oscar's this was, home of the $1 Tonight, Love Song, and Gravity CD singles.

The only downer: it's the packaging based around the neon green CD single-width case, with the big booklet and the cardboard exterior, which I hate. Just use a NORMAL FUCKING JEWEL CASE, for christ's fuck! So it opens normally, and has a normal booklet, and fits on a proper shelf, and doesn't spew bonus contents forth on me whenever I pull it out (haha, no penis jokes thanks!) ...and legible binding and all the rest! It's my one complaint against j-rock bands (aside from them not playing gigs in at least New York and L.A.). The thicker jewel cases (see Macabre, Dahlia, and Celluloid for examples) are acceptable, barely, but the cardboard shit, ugh, just stop it. All bands! Do you hear me?! Just stop it!

Then I got two VellaDonna 5" singles, Caution and Sabotage. As you can see from the pictures, VellaDonna have one foot firmly in the visual kei gutter, but their music it heavily in the San Francisco 80's metal grave -- they'd easily fit on a bill with Exodus, Testament, Anthrax (even thought they're from New York, I know I know!) and all those other bands that aren't as good as "classic" Metallica or Megadeth ("classic" as in "pre-sucktime").

VellaDonna's guitars are distorted to tonelessness, the drums sound super-tight (no reverb or nuthin'), the vocals are half yelling and half singing. The singing is mainly during the choruses, and that's VellaDonna's one concession to the genre -- la-la chorus vocals. Otherwise, I swear, you'd hear 'em and think the songs were outtakes from Practice What You Preach (great album, by the way...).

And as a final note, the CDs have the radiation symbols on 'em, a la Rust in Peace, which is enough on its own to get me to pay the Y200 they cost (the jewel cases are wrapped together -- like someone would want to buy only ONE of the discs for Y100, but NOT the other...?!)

But the coup of the day was finding Macabre. For Y1200. With the Ain't Afraid to Die single beside it, priced at Y400, but with a beige price tag... and today, the beige price tag means <checks the price tag price list board> ...half-price! Woo hoo! (Macabre, with its yellow price tag, is just "normal"; not 20% <green>, not 30% <orange>, not 50%<beige>.)

I also pick up Glay's best-of disc, Review. There's a dozen copies for sale, most priced with pink labels at Y300 (There's seven or eight colors, but only three of 'em are ever offering discounts at any one time. I don't know if it's a timing thing ("Pink means we put it on the shelf in June, so if it doesn't sell by next month, we'll make pink CDs 50% off") or what, but the colors do change, and there's many thousands of CDs so I doubt they change the price tags... anyway... one Glay album is marked Y400 (the most expensive of the bunch), but it's got a beige label. So it's only Y200. Today, at least.

So the lesson for today is to be sure to check the prices on ALL the discs. (I've seen the same albums selling at $10+ price differentials... like, one's $5, and the one beside it is $15. Then the next one's $8, and the one after that is $22.)

So I got $130-worth of -good- discs today for $20. That's like an extra day's pay! Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!

Macabre
$30
$12
Ain't Afraid to Die
$10
$2
Lunacy
$30
$1
Review
$30
$2
Sabotage
$18
$1
Caution
$18
$1
$136
$19

Feel free to send hate mail to jrocknyc@hotmail.com. :p

On a separate excursion, I unearthed a handful of L'Arc~en~Ciel posters. Incredibly gay ones, but at only $1 each how could I refuse?! I debated buying more to sell on eBay or something, but to buy poster tubes and ship the bastards would cost the same $10 that normal retailers charge. So I got on of each. On returning home, Kayo pointed out the "Stop!" sticker on the clear-wrap. They're not authorized versions, so I guess that's why they were in a decrepit barrel that predates Noah's flood, in a dark corner of a used furniture store, which itself is in a dark corner of a seen-better-days mall. All you needed was some ominous music and you'd have sworn you're in the store from Gremlins (where Fredo of Bilbo or whatever the fuck that thing was called was bought... "Gizmo!" <Kayo finally answers five minutes after I ask!>...)

Making the poster purchase even more attractive is the employment of "Japlish"... though I find the shorter ones ("Three words: Cookie Noise Pockets") are more punchy, it's the long mazes of improper phrases that I enjoy most. Proclaims one poster:

Personalities combine to form one entity that is L'Arc~en~Ciel strong yet subtle with an avant streak down the middle.

But, their world is a profoundly gentle one. To be touched by one of their sweet phrases, lingering like a fragrance around you, you become a part of their world forever.

Actually, not half bad, the Yoshiki-esque mega-poetry aside!

And lastly-ish, I saw Sakura (the former L'Arc drummer -- who sucks! -- he plays too unheavily, and that's why L'Arc's earlier albums are so lamedicky, in case you were wondering!) ...on TV a night or two ago, with his new-ish band, Zigzo. It was a live show, broadcast out of Osaka or something, so the reception sucked as much as the songs. Not to be harsh! But let's face it, Yukihiro (the current L'Arc drummer) is just SO much better. He propels Ken's riffs, Tetsu's rhythms, and Hyde's melodies; some of their songs (everything off Ray, and bits of Ark and Real) just give me goosebumps, the parts merge so well. Like a fragrance, making me a part of their world forever!

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