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The Chef
The sushi always rolls clockwise, and the chef usually puts the plates to his left. For the freshest sushi, you have to sit where we are, just slightly downstream from the sushi landing spot. Got it?

 

Ooooooh!
Look at that caravan of delectables slowly rolling our way! Shrimp, tuna, yellowtail, and... eel! You MUST try eel. It is -so- kicks ass. Plus they say it's good for "stamina" if you know what i mean.

 

Hey Lady!
I don't know why, but the assistant chef seems very "New York" in this photo. "You'ze finished wit dat?! Fughedaboutit!" ~All~ New Yorkers say "Fughedaboutit," right? And own guns, too, right? And love j-rock, RIGHT?!

 

The Plates
Blue plates are Y120, pink are Y160, green are Y240. So at the end of the meal, the cashier looks at your table, counts the plates, and charges you the total.

 

November 24
Saturday

Monkey Brains Up!

now playing: Despair's Ray's Genwaku single (2001)

Okay, before i forget, a couple days ago I mentioned how the Despairs Ray CD singles i tried to MP3 only worked for the first 90 seconds... well, that was because my mp3-ing app (MusicMatch 6) was set upto do only the first 90 seconds. I am a dork. There is no brilliant new conspiracy to thwart CD ripping... yet.

Wow, I just asked for a beer and Kayo actually walked into the kitchen and brought one to me! Huh huh, cool! <turns on a TV show about bass fishing, starts talking about his day at the coal plant, burps>

Speaking o' Kayo, she caught the Backstreet Boys AGAIN last night, and had an even better time because this time, everyone STOOD UP. Which is so crucially important to any live gig you go to. If you're sitting down, there's simply some magic/energy that's missing -- and from the band's point of view, sitting down is more or less just silent booing. It really lowers the band's performance level, which lowers the audience's enjoyment level, which leads to even more people sitting down and getting bored... an endless cycle! So for god's sake, man, give us a chance! Bloody stand the fuck up!

And all this week I've been wanting to mention the various movies that aired on WOWOW this week... The Matrix was on for the 10th time, and Being John Malcovich, which I slightly liked but I loathe Spike Jonze so there you are. Oh, Spike Lee's Summer of Sam. And Anna and the King, which is like on every friggin' week. WOWOW is not worth the monthly price, except for the occasional live concert (this month was Sophia -- bleah). Even the porn they show on Saturday nights is lame; it's boring, and there's an actual PLOT that you have to wade through. Plus all those early 1980s hairdos, egads. But then South Park is the light at the end of the tunnel, and they're in the Timmy season (the 4th?) now, so I guess it's not ALL bad.

Plus lately CDTV, which I not only watched religiously but TAPED every week during my first visit to Japan 5 years ago, is now quite lame. The only worthwhile songs I've heard were some new Sex Machine Guns tune and Hyde's Evergreen, and SMG is wearing a bit thin for me, actually. A year or so ago, I couldn't get enough of them, but songs are getting to by-the-numbers-ish now. And Evergreen doth not rock... but I guess it -is- a very good song. You listen to Hyde's voice, especially during the chorus ("The sceeenery... is everrrrgreeeen") and you swear he's just gonna about to die from crying so hard. For any other vocalist the emotional flood would be over-the-toppily laughable and blatantly fake. For Hyde, it works. (And if you haven't been to haunted-records.com, you should go check it out, for the cool nav if nothing else. Cool... yet annoying. And not to be confused with hauntedrecords.com (no dash), which sucks. But has some sort of heavy metal thing going on... kind of.

In other news, Kayo and I had rolling sushi the other night, and I have photos! Probably the best thing about kaiten sushi is NO WAITING. You sit, you grab the first thing that looks good, and you keep grabbing til you feel full. Then you grab "just one more". Ahhh. All this grabbing reminds me of my dream to be a lecherous train perv. (You've heard about those guys, right, that actually molest girls on the packed Tokyo trains? And the girls aren't supposed to do anything about it, because making a scene is a big no-no in Japanese society... it causes embarassment and awkwardness, which MUST be avoided. Hmmm... that's why all you cute train-riding gals should hire me as a bodyguard! <Superman chest-thrust / hands-on-hips pose!> If anyone touches you, -pow-! We knock him out cold and toss him out at the next stop. And all I want in return is a little peck on the cheek! Oh, wait, fuck, Kayo probably won't like that. Okay, well, then any eyeliner tips you may have to share, I'l tkae th ose instead. Because one of these days I'm going to end up with the eyeliner pencil sticking out of my eyeball.

 

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