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::im
madness::
you know how
sometimes somebody says something in an instant
message conversation and it totally cracks you up
and you feel like you should write it down so you
can remember it forever?
(well then you aren't talking to the right people.)
here are some random quotes I've been saving for a
page exactly like this.. (hope nobody gets mad
I put their screenname.. umm oh
well.)
Jordan: holy shit this
sucks! i just got stood up by a priest!
SnowAngel122485
(10:48:41 PM): tell him i said his one hot piece of
jungle sexin meat!
flmngredbobsled:
wouldn't you laugh so hard if he found out we are
anylizing him, like, well he has a lot of pit hair
and he likes to accentuate his ass..
gcfanforever:
he's like a deer with a painted on target on his
side
me:"you
had me at hello"
"...more like you
had me when you turned around and i saw your butt."
flmngredbobsled:
go there tubbycrabs:
are there biscuits there?
flmngredbobsled:
uh yes!
flmngredbobsled:
they are hiding too
flmngredbobsled:
with the buck cd
tubbycrabs:
you're making this up aren't you
flmngredbobsled:
i'm not aloud to pet kittens
flmngredbobsled:
i pet them too hard
tubbycrabs:
with a hammer?
tubbycrabs:
I understand
gcfanforever
(4:42:03 PM): *shakes fist at sky* fine jesus if
you're going to be like that i hate you too
superhue4:
my dad says i look like a retard in this hat
Emieloo14:
omg you hoe!
Bupkis21:
kiss your boy friend
Bupkis21:
his lips are lonely
LiquidGarbage:
3.) he's a spongefuck....
tayzlilprincess3:
eating my hand now
shauniscreepy:"so,
you wanna make out?" "no seriously, you wanna make
out?"
(here I'll answer that question for you. NO.)
SnowAngel122485
(10:28:08 PM): and his kitty is like a lil tiger...
SEX IN THE JUNGLE
(lol that's just evil stace.)
gcfanforever
(5:59:34 PM): so i read his site after he was
making nasty passes at me and went "fuck you,
you arrogant whore" and then i went click and
he was gone.
SnowAngel122485
(11:06:56 PM): hahhahahha
SnowAngel122485
(11:07:03 PM): your gettin all dirtay with the
jungle boy
flmngredbobsled
(1:10:39 AM): sweetie pie sugar honey bunch cutie
baby dollface..
flmngredbobsled
(1:10:47 AM):
sick! what did i just say.....
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