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Thursday, 19 January 2012
Baby's Got Book!
Mood:  cool
Now Playing: Pastor Dan Smith
Topic: Christians Can Have Fun!

"Baby Got Book"

Lyrics by Dan Smith; Copyright 2004


Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible

It is so big

She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends know...Who understands those preacher boys

They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok?

I mean her's just so big

I can't believe it's so huge

Uggh! It gross!

Look, she's just so...righteous

Verse 1

I like big Bibles and I can not lie

You Christian brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with a KJV

And a book mark in Proverbs

You get stoked

Got her name engraved

So you know that girl is saved

It looks like one of those large ones

With plenty o' space in the margins

Oh baby, I wanna read witcha

Cause your Bible's got pictures

My minister tried to console me

But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy")

Ooh, momma-mia

You say you want koinonia

Well, bless me, bless me

And teach me about John Wesley

I saw her praying

While I was DJing

She got grace...pretty face

She ain't goin' down to the bad place

I'm tired of heathen guys

Sayin' they like pocket-size

Ask the average Christian to take a look

She's gotta pack much Book

So...Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!)

Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book

Baby got Book


(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)

Baby got Book

(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)

Verse 2

I like 'em leather and bound

It's 50 pounds

I just can't understand

How it is, some weenie

Wants the Bible on CD

She wanna get you saved

Amen! Double up! A-men!

I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase

Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways

like 'em real thick and red-letteredYou can't find nothin' betterSouthpaw's in love

Bibles that big are unheard of

So I'm sittin' here thinkin' "What if...

I find me a girl that shows midriff?"

You can have those bimbos

I'll keep those chick that do devos

A word to the Christian sistas

I can't resist yaI'll do God's time witcha

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray

Til the break of day

Baby, got it goin' on

Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31

We just might get engaged

When we finish reading this page

Cuz it's worn and it's torn

And I know this girl's reborn

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)

Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it...'til the pages fall out

Even white preachers got to shout

Baby got Book

(Thompson Chain with big red letters)

Baby got Book

Yeah baby

When it comes to a good book

Stephen King's resume just can't compare

39 + 27 = 66 books

And if you're Catholic...there's even more

So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels

But does she got a big Bible?

Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival

My Bible study don't want none,Unless you got Book, Hon

...You can read Clancy or Grisham

But please don't loose this Book

Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role

And tell you that Book's too old

So they toss it and burn it

And I pull up quick to just learn it

So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that

Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin'

And she's got good doctrine

To the atheist chicks who try to dis

You ain't it Miss Priss

Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'

And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'

Some pervert tried to chase But he didn't make it past first base

She's quick to resist temptation

And she loves a new translation

So ladies who were lost and found

If you want the triple-six thrown down

Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot

And teach me about those Psalms

Baby got Book

(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)

Baby got Book

(Thompson Chain with big red letters)

Bible college knowledge but she still got Book (4 Xs)

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Tuesday, 17 January 2012
A Good Thought!
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: How I have tried tio live glad someone else said it!
Topic: Life Lessons

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Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 1:09 AM EST
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Monday, 16 January 2012
Judge Not!
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: You never know who will make it in.......
Topic: Christian Poetry

As A.W. Tozer once said You will never know who made it in to Heaven....Who that on the battlefield with their last breath cried out to Jesus for Mercy and was ushered into His Presence! The whole point is we must recieve Him.....My friend on FB shared this poem, which I think makes a truthful yet humorous point. 


I was shocked, confused, bewildered 

As I entered Heaven's door, 

Not by the beauty of it all, 

Nor the lights or its decor. 

But it was the folks in Heaven 

Who made me sputter and gasp-- 

The thieves, the liars, the sinners,

The alcoholics and the trash. 

There stood the kid from seventh grade 

Who swiped my lunch money twice. 

Next to him was my old neighbor 

Who never said anything nice. 

Bob, who I always thought 

Was rotting away in hell, 

Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, 

Looking incredibly well. 

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? 

I would love to hear Your take. 

How'd all these sinners get up here? 

God must've made a mistake. 

'And why is everyone so quiet, 

So somber - give me a clue.' 

'Hush, child,' He said,

'they're all in shock. 

No one thought they'd be seeing you.' 



Mahalos to Randal!  

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Mood:  sharp
Now Playing: "Music" by Official P4CM Poet Jose Palos
Topic: Spoken Word Poetry
"Music" by Official P4CM Poet Jose Palos

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180 The Movie
Now Playing: Ray Comfort
Topic: Christian Documentary

180 The Movie; warning VERY GRAPHIC!

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 2:02 AM EST
Updated: Monday, 16 January 2012 2:04 AM EST
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Saturday, 14 January 2012
Nothing Left To Lose
Now Playing: Mat Kearney
Topic: Christain Music Videos

Nothing Left To Lose:

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 5:36 AM EST
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Brandon Heath
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: I'm Not Who I was!
Topic: Anointed Music Videos!

I'm Not Who I Was-By Brandon Heath

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Running into memories......
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Being reminded from whence You came.....
Topic: Life Lessons

I write from personal experience many times except when sharing soemone elses' testimony...Personal experience is Your testimony! 

I had an interesting experience earlier this week. It seemed that some fellow employees were tied up at work and asked me to attend to a couple of things for the store, and I agreed. It was a seemingly rushed thing and now when I look back at it I see God's hand in it....

Seems that as I left a certain establishment, I ran into someone from my past that I have no angst against, and in the Lord I did everything I could to at least bring some closure to the situation but was met with a deaf ear...So eventually when You have done all in the Lord, He usually brings distance and healing...which is what happened...and I am thankful. You forgive, as I did!

It was a very tough time in life and it could have saved ourselves a lot of trouble by heeding warnings & by not going there, but many times when we follow our heart against the truth...when the inevitable happens, the hurt is great.

In our positive thinking society, and even among we Christians we override sometimes very evident fractures and fizzures in others and even ourselves. Walking in the Spirit of God gives clarity if we take note, yet it is a sketchy thin line that is not always clear when we follow our own desires. God in His Word is clear! 

In this instance not being sure if this one saw me but I acted as if I did not recognize them and let it ride, because really I did not want to see them, and I was working. Now later when not hurried as I mulled over the hectic day's happenings, I thought back about that time, and being human You wondered what ifs.....You see Yourself, Your actions...You see them, their actions, aall the good and bad and You see the end result. You see God's hand upon You during that time and onward..It was what it was and it is what it is! 

Of course since it ended You would have desired to have a peacible end to things, but You can only answer for Yourself, and take responsibility for Yourself. Of course You would rather have run into an old friend of whch each of You share a mutual repect, but God does guide our steps, and He lets us see how far He has brought us...which shows His love and Mercy for us, and sometimes Your prayers for them is a powerful overcoming weapon for them in whatever state (Unknown to You) they are in! 

Then You find Yourself praying blessings for them, as Christ wants us to, and looking at Your present state, and You learn to be thankful!.

In general people either learn and change, and others don't, excepting that they bring more hurt and pain upon themselves from life in general. Why? I think it is because of that which resides within themselves and will not release.....There are extenuations in these things....

Prayer and growth through these experiences brings to mind a picture of how concrete is laid down...the rocky tumultuous times are bedrocked and glued together with the sifted wet sands of prayer and God's loving guiding Hands...left to solidify it is a foundation to be built upon! There You have The Holy Spirit like the workman running the leveled squeegee over the top to smooth out the final product..nice level smoothed foundations for building upon for the present and future!



Now You may have happened upon this page by accident or You may have been one that has dropped through on my past bloggings...You may be one that is going through a knot-hole experience, and You wrestle with unforgiveness or are not receiving closure....I am here to say You will make it through...It may be short or it may take a long time, but it boils down to the Lord, and Your submissive walk with Him...

Take it as an experience in Your Walk and to ASK and let Him help You learn from it! Only He Knows all the variables between You and others, with mates, co-workers, friends, family...whatever it is...I have no pat answers, and it will not most times just miraculously lift and smooth out all of a sudden. I am not here to  flog You religiously with scripture. I have had enough swung at me in situations in life, by well meaning Brethren! If You really concentrate on Your Walk With Christ, You will heal and progress!

Blessings, In Him Brother Timothy

Romans 5: 1 Therefore being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ:

2 By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God.

3 And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience;

4 And patience, experience; and experience, hope:

5 And hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us.


 2 Corinthians 3:17-This Lord is the Spirit. Wherever the Lord's Spirit is, there is freedom.

18 As all of us reflect the Lord's glory with faces that are not covered with veils, we are being changed into his image with ever-increasing glory. This comes from the Lord, who is the Spirit.





Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 5:01 AM EST
Updated: Saturday, 14 January 2012 5:04 AM EST
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Friday, 13 January 2012
A Godly Woman Brings Balance.....
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Proverbs 18:22
Topic: On The Lighter Side!

Proverbs 18:22-Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD. 

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 3:00 AM EST
Updated: Friday, 13 January 2012 3:28 AM EST
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When tempted....
Now Playing: James 4:7
Topic: In General!

James 4:7- Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. 

Posted by indie/hanaisonmusic at 2:58 AM EST
Updated: Friday, 13 January 2012 3:25 AM EST
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