WHAT THE FUCK IS A WET DREAM?
This is an age old question in which I have no concrete answer for. I mean seriously what is fucking going on here? A wet dream huh? Well I've never had one and I'm not sure what the legistics behind it are, but it sounds fucking stupid. We are led to believe that during the middle of the night, whilst we are away visiting Dreamland, we release millions of out little swimmers for no apparent reason besides the fact that we might be dreaming about some fine quality curtains. No friction needed at all. It's just BLAM!!! blowing loads all over yourself. And I ask you......has this ever happened to you? I think it's a myth. One time in 8th grade they made us watch a "educational" video and the kid on the tape had a so-called wet dream and tried to cover it up by eating a sandwich in bed and getting mayonnaise and mustard all over the soiled area. Who thinks of this type of shit???!!!
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-SA
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