UPSIDE - He was a huge plane that carried the Autobots wherever they needed to go. The white plane with red, and blue very E.M.F looking. He was definately up there with the smoothest looking Transformers ever, in fact he is the smoothest looking Transformer ever.
DOWNSIDE - Obviously he had a dark side if he was rocking it with Starscream. Plus for being such a big mother fucker, he never really fucked anyone up. What's that about??? See....based purely on appearance.
Do I really need to mention the red Decepticon logo on his chest? One of millions of errors in the show
I think I could create the same thing with some legos
Seriously look at the size of him. Bumblebee could fit in his hand
UPSIDE - Hound was brave and very very loyal to Optimus Prime. He could usually spot something going on from afar, by using his turret gun and scanning the area. Had one famous battle at Hoover Dam against Rumble and some of Soundwaves other boys.
DOWNSIDE - Not much here for Hound. He made sure he did his job, although I guess his desire to be human would be a problem at some point in time. So I'll have to say that his love for earth and all that would be his downside.
How tight is that jeep?
Smoooooooth
For the longest time I thought that thing on his shoulder was a gun.....nope I never saw him use it as a weapon
8.) STARSCREAM. Wanted to be the leader of Decepticons and overthrow Megatron badly. He was a mean mother fucker and was cockier than shit. Kinda gave the "Fuck Authority" attitude which was needed at times. I always thought that Megatron shoulda just tried to cap his shit, but Starscream was way too good at what he did. Was a big fan of the hit-and-run way of attack, and was a evil shot with his null-ray.
UPSIDE - He was faster than shit, and the other planes listened to what he said. The null-ray was key, because it stopped the Autobots in their tracks for a minute or so.
DOWNSIDE - Too cocky, thought he could do anything. Tried to take over once Megatron died, but Galvatron blew his shit to pieces....Damn shame. Starscream was tight.
You got to say he's tight looking
Look at the lines, that just tells you that he's hauling some fucking ass
A clip from the movie after Megatron died and he tried to take over.....Galvatron (basically a rejuventaed Megatron) blew his shit to pieces, then stamped on his head.....oh so brutal
7.) JAZZ. The only soul-brother in the whole show. Jazz was way into music. He turned into a Porsche and pimped huge speakers, which he wasn't afraid to crank way up. Prime's right-hand man for sure, although he never officially wore that title. He gave off the cool vibe, and wan't scared to start break-dancing in the middle of Autobot HeadQuarters. When he transformed it looked really cool too. He was in damn near every single episode by the way. How do I know? I can store untold amounts of completely useless information.
UPSIDE - Jazz could fuck you up with his speakers when he cranked them up. It turned out to be a sweet weapon. He was smart too and knew what was up and always got the job done. Prime knew he could rely on Jazz.
DOWNSIDE - He didn't have as much fire power as some of the others. At times he was easily distracted, but snapped out of it quickly. Liked to do things the hard way.
Could've probably done without the fucking fin on the back. Seriously who has a fin on their car?
Rocking the speakers....looked way tighter when he was a car doing it
Seriously, it looks like he's taking a shit
6.) SOUNDWAVE. This was a tough one, because at times he bothered the piss out of me, and at times I liked his style. Better be safe and drop him in the middle of the pack. He was the communications guy for the Decepticons, and heard pretty much anything that was said if he was around. Kinda kissed Megatrons ass way too much though. There was no way anyone was getting rid of Soundwave, he was too important to the cause. Even after Megatron died, he was still around. It seemed at times though, that none of the Decepticons, besides Megatron, liked him. That made me like him a little more.
UPSIDE - He released 5 tapes that transformed into little transformers, that could fuck the Autobots up (Buzzsaw, Frenzy, Laserbeark, Ravage, and Rumble). This is probably the reason why Megatron gave him so much props. He could translate nearly any language too. Seemed to be a tough mother-fucker, as I don't remeber anyone man-handling him at all.
DOWNSIDE - I guess the biggest thing is the ass-kissing he did. I fucking hate ass kissers and this was my dilemma with Soundwave.
just a tight looking picture
Unreal how he could make himself the size of a walkman. If you owned the toy, you could actually listen to tapes.....oh man that was intense
About to eject one of his tapes. He always ejected Laserbeak, who I really couldn't fucking stand at all
5.) RUMBLE. Probably the biggest surprise out of the entire list. Rumble was one of Soundwaves tapes, who created havoc by banging on the ground and causing little earthquakes. He never really got the props he deserved. He had some of the greatest one-liners in the entire show, which he probably picked up hanging with Starscream as much as he did. He was definately a handful for the Autobots. I actually bought Soundwave just so I could have Rumble.
UPSIDE - He could sneak into places virtually undetected due to his size, and could pack a big punch. Could handle himself when he had to and always got involved when someone was trying to give Soundwave some shit (his loyalty to Soundwave was unlike any other). Always sticking up for his boy, no matter what....people should follow in Rumble's footsteps more. I don't remember him ever really fucking up which is probably why Megatron gave him a lot of key things to do.
DOWNSIDE - He didn't really have much downside, except for maybe the fact that he was a little pissed off that he had to stay inside of Soundwave until he was needed, and he couldn't be in battle as much as he wanted to.
Now I never saw him actually use that cannon looking thing on his back
Oh thats tight right there
"Fuck you Starscream, my cock is this big"
4.) IRONHIDE. I was a little unsure about where I should put Ironhide in this list. He had a bad attitude at times, and he was all about getting down on himself. Prime trusted him immensley at it showed. There were times when he would bother me, by falling for the stupidest thing and because of it all hell broke loose. He was a good fighter, but in the movie that meant nothing. Megatron blew his shit up, without even a 5 second fight. I thought he deserved more of a role than that. The only thing we saw of Ironhide after the movie was when they showed his grave....it drew a tear.
UPSIDE - He wasn't scared to get up in someones shit. Always wanted to fight, which has both upside and downside. Held Prime in the highest regard, and would do anything for him.
DOWNSIDE - A little too hasty at times. Never really thought things out, just did what his instincts told him. I don't think he would've been so helpful after Prime died if he was alive.
One of his many skills
Always looking to shoot someone in the ass
As usual, he's getting fired up and wants to beat someones ass
3.) DEVASTATOR. He was the combination of Scapper, Scavenger, Bonecrusher, Hook, Long Haul and Mixmaster. Tight names. He was fucking huge and no-one wanted to fuck with him, although in the movie Rumble bought him down to size, which added to his inclusion in the top 10. Devastator destroyed anything or anyone that got in his way. Once he came out to play, you could see the look on the Autobots faces. I never understood why it took the Autobots so long to find someone that could hold there own against him, or someone that was even relate to him in size.
UPSIDE - Bottom line is that he fucked shit up. No weapon could even really hurt him, which was key. Even when they didn't form Devastator, each Transformer served a huge purpose. They made all of the Decepticons bases, weapons that never worked, etc.
DOWNSIDE - Because he was the combination of 6 Decepticons, Devastator couldn't really think much at all, so he acted on pure instinct, which was basically just destroying shit.
The six degrees
Seriously his gun is bigger than Megatron
You beginning to get the point of the size of this fucker?
2.) GRIMLOCK. I really liked his style. He always came to Primes call, and usually saved the Autobot's asses with the help of the other Dinobots. They were obviously superior to the rest of the Autobots. I always thought that Grimlock could give Prime a run for his money if he wanted to. I remember one episode in which he just straight up owned Megatrons ass, no-one wanted to fuck with Grimlock. It was straight comedy that they made him sound like a complete meathead.
UPSIDE - Just an all-round bad mother fucker. Had more upside than anyone. The Dinobots stuck together and they were straight up untouchable.
DOWNSIDE - besides the whole meathead thing, he had no downside at all.
Tiny arms, tiny arms....hahhahahahha
A bad mother fucker for real
Nuff said
1.) HOT ROD. My favorite of all-time. He was tighter than shit, and once Prime died, he opened the matrix, saved the day and became Rodimus Prime. He was a tight toy, and I think he's still kicking it somewhere in my parents garage, I should go find him. Although he fucked up as a leader, I overlooked it. He wanted badly to be on the same par as Prime, but of course we all know that was impossible. Liked to hang out with Daniel (Spike's son) and Kup a lot too. I think he was the only Transformer to actually have a love-interest (Arcee, the pink car thing) in the show, which of course added to his tightness.
UPSIDE - Had intense speed, and wasn't really afraid of anything. Stepped up to the plate in the movie, which showed he was meant to be the next leader. Also his voice was done by Bender from The Breakfast Club (or Judd Nelson) which is kinda tight.
DOWNSIDE - He wanted to be too much like Prime, and I guess you could also say that he was a factor in Prime's death. Again this is something that I chose to ignore because he is way too tight.
Look how tight that car is
After he had become Rodimus Prime....you can see the wisdom in his face. Ha
Pre-Rodimus Prime days, just looking smooth
The turning point in the movie. Hot Rod opens the matrix (seen here) and becomes Rodimus Prime. Chilling isn't it
OUT
-SA
MO' SHEEEEET
