Question: What happens when you take fun, focus-group tested slogans and replace key elements of them with the word "fuck"?
Answer: A halarious passtime fit for the entire family.
Fucklist: brought to you by Jordan and Pete!
Enjoy.
1. Dr. Pepper: You make the world fuck better.
2. Discovery Channel: Fuck your world.
3. Helman's Mayo: Fuck out the Helman's and fuck out the best.
4. Radio Shack: You've got questions, we've got fucks.
5. Subaru: The beauty of all-wheel fuck.
6. Campell's Soup: Mmm, mmm, fuck.
7. Lifetime: Television for fucks.
8. Office Max: We have everything you fuck.
9. Gap: Fuck into the gap.
10. Singulair: Fuck up.
11. 1-800-Collect: Save a fuck or two.
12. Staples: The office superfuck.
13. Appleby's: Fucking good in the neighborhood.
14. The 99: Best fuck in town.
15. Men's Warehouse: You're gonna like the way you fuck.
16. Snickers: Hungry? Fuck a Snickers.
17. Timberland: Fucked tough.
18. Reece's Peanutbutter Cups: There's no wrong way to fuck a Reece's.
19. Pringles: Once you fuck, you can't stop.
20. Gatorade: Is it fucking you?
21. Aquafina: We fuck nothing.
22. Kit Kat: Gimme a fuck off that Kit Kat bar.
23. Energizer: They keep fucking and fucking and fucking. . .
24. Duracell: Can't fuck the copper-top.
25. Timex: Takes a lickin' and keeps on fuckin'.
26. Ford: Fucked Ford tough.
27. Corn Pops: Gotta fuck my pops.
28. Kix: Kid tested, mother fucked.
29. Chevorlet: Fuck a rock.
30. Frenches Mustard: Fuck, you've got Frenches.
31. Ballpark Franks: They plump when you fuck 'em.
32. Ritz Crackers: Nothing fucks like a Ritz.
33. Red Bull: Red Bull fucks your wings!
34. Comedy Central: You fuck it. It fucks you.
35. DuPont Industries: We don't fuck a lot of the things you buy; we fuck them better.
36. Rotosound Guitar Strings: The ultimate acoustic fuck.
37. Budweiser: The king of fucks.
38. Guiness: Guiness for fucking.
39. Mike's Hard Lemonade: After a long hard fuck, there's nothing like a Mike's Hard Lemonade.
40. Smirnoff Ice: Intelligent night-fuck.
41. The Onion: America's finest fuck source.
42. Poland Springs: The best to fuck from Maine.
43. Lucky Charms: Everybody's fucking me Lucky Charms.
44. Rasin Bran: Two scoops of fuck.
45. Trix: Silly rabbit, Trix fuck for kids!
46. Rice Crispies: Snap, crackle, fuck.
47. Frosted Flakes: They're fucked!
48. Life Cereal: Mikey, he's fucked.
49. Quaker Oatmeal: Fucks the heart, body, and soul.
50. Oscar Mayer: Oscar Mayer fucks their way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.
51. Hillshire Farms: Fuck the difference.
52. Goldfish Crackers: The snack that fucks back.
53. Chips Ahoy!: One thousand fucks delicious.
54. Heinz: Over 57 fucks.
55. Cheese: Behold the power of fuck.
56. Milk: Got fuck?
57. Pork: The other white fuck.
58. Eggs: The increadible, eatible fuck.
59. Rocky Horror Picture Show: Don't dream it, fuck it.
60. Kodak Film: Fuck moments, fuck life.
61. General Motors: You'll never, ever fuck.
62. Visa: It's everywhere you want to fuck.
63. United States Army: An army of fucks.
64. Tootsie Pop: How many fucks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
65. Slim Jim: Fuck into a Slim Jim!
66. The O'Reily Factor: The fuck stops here.
67. Dell Computers: Dude, you're getting fucked!
68. Chef Boyardee: Fuck goodness for Chef Boyardee.
69. McDonalds: We love to see you fuck.
70. Verizon: We never stop fucking for you.
71. Singular: Can you fuck me now?
72. Jetta: Fuck with a slightly smaller crowd.
73. M-Life: It fucks everything.
74. Virginia: Virginia is for fuckers.
75. Las Vegas: What fucks here, stays here.
76. Oribt Gum: A good clean fucking, no matter what.
77. PBS Kids: Fuck more.
78. IHOP: Come fuck. Leave happy.
79. Juergen's Hand Lotion: Fuck your body.
80. HGTV: Imagine what you can fuck.
81. American Express: Make fuck rewarding.
82. Dads Of America: It takes a man to fuck a dad.
83. Butterfinger: Fuck out of the ordinary.
84. Burger King: Fuck it your way.
85. Nickelodeon: The first fuck network.
86. Mitsubishi: Wake up and fuck.
87. Slim-Fast: It's your life, fuck it right.
88. Vehix.com: Your roadmap to the automotive fuck.
89. Olive Garden: When you fuck, you're family!
90. M&M's: They fuck in your mouth, not in your hand.
91. Cinnamon Toast Crunch: The taste you can fuck!
92. Geico Car Insurance: A fifteen-minute fuck could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
93. U.S. Air Force: Fuck into the blue.
94. U.S. Navy: Accelerate your fuck.
95. The George Foreman Grille: The lean mean fat-fucking machine.
96. U.S. Marines: The few, the proud, the fucked.
97. Pamper's Pull-Ups: Mommy wow! I'm a big fuck now.
98. Net Zero: All the internet, half the fuck.
99. Avis Car Rentals: We fuck harder.
100. Morton Salt: When it rains, it fucks!
101. Foster's Beer: Foster's, it's Australian for fuck.
102. Comcast: People fucking people.
103. Matercard: Card: $3.50, Flowers $50.00, Fuck: priceless.
Got any more? We're open to suggestions.
