The Courtney

Courtney Love is a big fat man, Seeks attention in any way she can, She's a murdering scrot, In a Burberry coat, Brody Dalle her only fan. Courtney Love, appearing in a courtroom near YOU!

COLD HARD EVIDENCE

• 1 gun, no fingerprints. Funny because Kurt wasn't wearing gloves
• Kurt's body was found with three times the lethal dose of morphine in. Perhaps a few years earlier he could have taken this, but as he had been in rehab his drug tolerance would have dropped greatly, thereby that dosage killing him outright, unable to pull a gun trigger
• Same applies for having all his skag paraphenalia neatly tidied back into a tin
• El Duce was offered $50k to kill kurt by Courtney, supported by a 99.9% accurate lie detector test
• Kurt would have NEVER wanted to lose Frances
• MOTIVES
• Kurt was soon to divorce the bitch
• Self publicity
• Jealousy of career
• Wanting other men like the slut she is

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