First rule of The clownpenis dot fart hangout, you do not talk about The clownpenis dot fart hangout . Second rule of The clownpenis dot fart hangout, you DO NOT talk about The clownpenis dot fart hangout. Third rule of The clownpenis dot fart hangout, when Canada says "stop" or goes limp, operation quit swangin' on my nuts Canada! is still not over. Fourth rule of The clownpenis dot fart hangout, only Ryan and Richard to a country wide infiltration. Fifth rule of The clownpenis dot fart hangout, one fart at a time. Sixth rule of The clownpenis dot fart hangout, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule of The clownpenis dot fart hangout, farts or Canada bashings go on as long as they have to. Eighth and final rule of The clownpenis dot fart hangout, if this is your first night at The clownpenis dot fart hangout, you have to fart. This is the code of the clownpenis dot fart hangout. I live my life by the code, and I shall die by the code. Just getting a few things straight. At this time, you may be wondering about a few things. Why is there richard simmons wallpaper? What does this asshole have against Canada? Well let me get started. ayyyyy? I took a trip to canada but a few years ago, A trip that would change my life forever. A rather malodorous Canadian man walked up to me and asked me if I was an American, I replied yes, and at that time I was overwhelmed by a volley of insults, I made a crack about how gay canada is gay and we were then engaged in a heated battle about which country was gayer. All of you know the answer, right? Thats what I thought, Fuck all of you man-ass riding ,bitch-ass, cock-suckin canadian sympathizers. After the battle had been won by the one and only "Ryan-meister" I walked away with more self-respect, a larger schlong, and half a ham sandwich. On to my main point. Richard simmons and I are planning a complete takeover of the oppresive, cock sucking canadian government. After our plan is succesful, and we have absolute power over the canadian scum, we will do extensive damage to the already crippled canadian economy. It shall be called, operation "Quit swangin on my nuts Canada!" Here's how it'll go down. Richard simmons and I will covertly enter the Canadian border. Heavily armed, armored, and battle-hardened, we shall penatrate all of Canadas first defenses.Fighting Canadian troopers in a handi cap of 10,000:2 we shall mow down all opposition with legendary ferocity. A ferocity of the kind never seen by mortal beings of this planet. Continuing our glorious march to even more glorious victory, we will take no prisoners, sympothize with no one that is Canadian.And we will do this While the world stands by waiting for the outcome of the campaign of the century, we cant let them down, so we fight on. We will take the state of British Colombia under our full political control, as well as all of the states military capabilities, richard and I will crush all Canadian opposition be it political or armed enemies. We will take over the countries infrastructure, enslaving all Canadian residents we will take over all political power of the country and win over votes with mind control and horrible, testicle numbing torture, performed by our legions of followers. After their puny states fall, one by one to our tyrannical regime, we will order all Canadian men to beat off into rags, then sniff them. After our ethnic-cleansing of North America is complete we will use Canada's factories to build Richard Simmons and myself an army of android drones who fight with a ferocity only surpassed by the fighting skill of The one and only Richard Simmons and Ryan the terrible. We took the entire country armed with only sub-machine guns, other random arms, and our insaciable thirst for blood. We fought bravely, with shear heroism, wreaking havoc across the accursed country. Surviving against all odds. You Can join the fight against the Canadian Oppression machine! send me your name and on a scale of one to ten, rank Canada's gayness.
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