+-i know what boys like-+
Alright, ladies. We all know what scumsucking assdrips men can be. But we know that there are a few, somewhere out there, who are decent. I guess the first signs that you've got a keeper is that he doesn't hump your leg at cocktail parties and he doesn't piss all over your carpet. Actually, men are a lot like dogs. You have to feed him, train him, housebreak him, eventually get him neutered, and you have to walk him every few days. But let me give you a few pointers for better living.
-Never, ever, under any circumstance believe him when he says he's not cheating on you. Take him on Maury and get a lie detector test if you have to! Once you're absolutely sure that's he not cheating on you, leave him alone about it. But if you know for certain that he IS cheating on you, don't stay with him. If he does it once, he'll do it again a million times because then he knows he can get away with it.
-Give him space. It's okay when he wants to veg. out and play Tomb Raider for a few days. Think of it this way: Would you rather him leave for another girl, or his Playstation?
-Never let him hit you, under any circumstance. Abuse is never an option, no matter what you've done. Even if you've flushed his Playboy collection in the heat of an argument.
-Don't smother him. Smothering leads to bad things. Like breakup.
-If you see him with another female, don't jump to conclusions. I can understand if you see them kissing, licking, spanking, or worse, but if they're just hanging out, don't be quick to judge.