The Yesternight Articles
by KtsMan924
AOL linked to the Illuminati
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The Illuminati, a super secret undeground sect that controls most aspects of our everyday lives, has been linked to AOL. After stepping down from post in July of 2002 former AOL Time Warner CEO Bob Pittman admitted that AOL was under the control of the Illuminati, but would not further comment. Pittman's occupational hypnotherapist told us the he would constantly talk about "Canadians" while under hypnosis. "I can tell you this, since Bob never had me sign an agreement of confidentiality, but he told me that AOL was planning on going worldwide and the little AOL symbol thingy was going to be used to control the minds of people around the world, he said the same symbol was on the dollar bill, I switched from AOL to Sprint DSL, man that sucka's fast!" says the therapist who wishes to remain anonymous. When asked what AOL would be called when it went worldwide, the therapist said Pitt man talked about "TWIG", the "T"ime "W"arner "I"nternet "G"ranter. "TWIG" would be AOL's first step towards world domination. "See! That's why AOL is trying to push us out of the way. The KGB has rights too you know," says Paul Maritz, the No. 3 executive at Microsoft, a title he is very proud of. So apparently Microsoft is under the control of the KGB ("K"omitet "G"osudarstvennoy "B"ezopasnosti), the State Security Committee of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), which supposedly was disbanded in 1991. Neither CEO Steve Ballmer nor former CEO Bill Gates would comment. Looking at the $1 bill one can see a resemblence between the AOL symbol and the mysterious eye of the pyramid. Are they watching us?
