Welcome to Alan's stoner hut. Not much to say except I was very bored (and mellow) when I decided 2 make this. Also i've never used this before so don't get all bitchy if you think it looks bad :o Little about me. Im 16 and jobless bum. Whats worse is that im proud to admit it. I live in the worlds shittyest city (Inverness) and spend my free time listning to a wide range of rock music. I like to get wasted at any time possible. Fave beer is miller and substance of choice is marrocan. How boring is Microcom ehh? No wonder everyones leaving. £56 a week just dosn't work for me. Incase you don't know who the hell I am and what the hell im talking about, it's a training agency that tries 2 give bums like me the skills that they need to get into work ... Hmm, hey linzi! Lol, thanks for giving me the idea to make my own site, even though I have very little to say. Oh, and thanks or leaving me on my own their 2day! Simon phoned in and said you where hungover ehh?? I like your flat BTW! Would love to live in center of town above a PUB! Umm, listning to Teenage kicks, by the Undertones... if anyone wanted to know that :). Not one of my fave bands but I love that song. White Stripes and The Strokes are prob my 2 fave bands atm, but that will most likely have changed by the time you read this. Oh I managed to get a half Q earlyer today but it's almost gone, still, was a good smoke. Rolled a couple o doobies (60's stoner word that I aim to bring back into fashion :P) and used the rest in a...tinny... yup I know...their shit, and you look like your smoking crack. But I had no goze for my pipe and had no skins or backy. Didn't fancy using tin foil, that shit gives you alzheimer's ya know? One of the bigest dangers from smoking a pipe and it has nothing to do with the pot ;) Wow, for a shy person i seem to be saying a lot! Yup, im shy, got to admit it. What else, nothing... umm well I hope reading this you have got to know me a little better than you did already. Anyway I'll try and update this peice of shit once a month and let y'all know the lastest new about the wonder that is my life, night night. OH, if for some strange reason you feel like e-mailing me do so at the address below.
