Let me tell you about an ex of mine, anyone who knows me will know exactly who I'm talking about. For the purposes of this rant, I'll just reffer to her as SLUT! Man, we've been together for half a year, I've helped her through shit and an ex from hell. Hell, I could (and should) put up a whole page on why slut's ex should be floating face down in a river somewhere, but that's another story. And I've known her for 2 years.

That's not counting the annoying love triangle where I wanted this slut, the slut wanted her ex, and her ex was off screwing someone else. Well I broke through that and we got together. It's strange, I thought I had a lot in common with her and thought that she was more than just an ordinary moral moron. That was until I went home from her house one sunday morning.

When I was told we were breaking up because things had become "complicated" at her end. I was supposed to "forget the whole thing ever happend" and "go back to how we were before we went out". Oh, and "not to think about things too much, [I'd] get over it sooner". She was "too busy to talk it over".

Well I was really hurt by this, and decided to scratch around and see what "complicated" meant in this case. I found out that it meant getting into the sack with a guy, and then after he leaves another girl, within 4 hours of me leaving, and then another guy and maybe another girl in the 2 days after!

Thats' right, the little slut cheated on me TWICE IN FOUR HOUR HOURS and FOUR TIMES IN ABOUT TWO DAYS!!!

You have no idea just how livid I was when I heard it. So excuse me while I vent a little about Slut.

Slut, you are a nobody. F*ck, you work in a motherf*cking supermarket. I was lieing when I said that you are less intellegent than you make out. You are stupid. You are absolutely stupid! And saying shit like "forget the whole thing ever happend" and "go back to how we were before we went out" proves you are an unempathetic moral moron!

Now usually people like this have looks to balance it out against. Well slut, the only reason I ever went out with you is because I thought I saw some of the above in you. Because when it comes down to looks you get an F!

First off, yes you are fat. You always were, and you are now. Yeah I saw your baby photos, even then you were a chubby. By the time I met you you were fat. Yeah, you lost some weight and you're less fat... but guess what, less fat is still fat! Quit boasting about how great you look and feel, because I personally don't count 3 chins instead of 4 as being slim and goregeous.

Yeah you get the attention of guys. It happens when all the boys at the local high school learn that you're easy! Yeah they'll pay attention to you when the word goes round your easy, don't confuse that for them paying attention because you're smart or good looking. Hell, for your own sake you should at least shut your damn legs until you get condoms, I mean hell all that went down over a week ago, you must be crawling with crabs and diseases by now!

Burn in hell, bitch. Your on the second rung from the bottom of the gene pool, and the only reason all mankind wouldn't benefit from your death is because you provide teenage boys an easy, legal alternative to prostitution.