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  My Box is unavailable due to MSN technical problems, MSN has assured me that my new box will not wear out this time. This matter should be resolved in a timely manner. Thank you, have a nice day:P:P:P:P: P !!!
(u):[(%)(%)(%):[ YOUR LOCAL FRIENDLY S&M DEALER:[(%)(%)(%):[(u)
:[~~I GOT  YOUR WHIPS AND CHAINS.... I GOT YOUR CUFFS... BLINDFOLDS AND GAGS TOO.... OH, AND FOR SOME OF YOU REAL ADVENTURESOME TYPES... THE IRON MAIDEN!~~:[
IM BACK!!!!!{trip}} Sorry {{squelch}} who's that on the floor? {{crunch}}
oops, nice shoes though.. {{Bump}} excuse me.. {{shove}} sorry, my fault..{{fondle}}
WOW nice bum....oh!!! Well son of a.............ahem, Hi everyone.. WOOOOHOOOO
  Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses aren't kisses until their tasted,, Kisses spread germs and germs are hated so kiss me ladies, I'm vaccinated
we are sorry. but this box is under quarantine, to sterilize it of all webtards ....plz remain seated whilst we rip u to shreds so keep your hands and feet on the inside till the ride comes to a complete stop
*(K)* u get on top! *:O* no u *(K)* i cant be bothered *:O* i went on top last nite
*(K)* u on top or forget it *:O* i'm goin to sleep then *(K)* sod ya then *:O*
returns with a smile of satisfaction on her face..........mmmmmmmmmmmm oops
tries not to grin like the (@)  whos got the cream........oops hehe ;);)
.............ahhhhhh well  cig time !!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a TEST of the emergency " Have i been moofed from the room system."  This is only a TEST.  If it were a real moofie, I would have been instructed to wait until i was reconnected to the server.  This is only a Test.  Thank You.
Aimers_2plz : Wants to know ur height/age/sex/location/shoe size/hair color/favorite position/favorite food/ do you like bein tied up/are you single/ have money/ like kids/ how many inches of manhood??? Smirk
Aimers_2plz stands up.. smooths down her skirt.. clears her throat as she runs her fingers through her tousled hair.. giggles to the room and says.. "Dang, I'm busted, caught me on the couch with..".  She turns to the guy still laying there..  "What's your name?"
Aimers_2plz :does her impression of cybersex... "Oh baby `I'm typin, oh baby I'm typin, I'm rubbin my Spacbar, are you rubbin your Mouse.... ok yes ok yesssss `I'm gonna hit enter.... here it goes... <ENTER> OHhhhhhhh Gawwwwwd that Feels so Gooood!!!!!!

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BLASTING A  WORE BOT*~~~~~l#####>`';:*,.,*:;'`
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