Revenge is best served cold

Sara: I got chocolate

Warrik: What color?

Sara: Green. You know what they say about the Green ones.

A Little Murder

M Grace: Does he [Grissom] ever talk?

Sidle: Um ... Yeah. *pause* At random intervals.

Abera Cadabera

Sidle: I am no psychic, but I have been known to read palms.

Grissom: *staring at a desk*

Sidle: *puts hand on Grissom's shoulder*

Grissom: *screams*

Sidle: Sorry

Sidle: *looking at the thing to make the people dissapear* Let's bring this back to the lab. May be we can get Greg to dissappear.

The Execution of Catherine Willows

Sidle: Great. We're looking for a guy with 20/80 vision who drives a chevy with a black interior.

Fight Night

[non-jorja quote]

Grissom: Greg why do u do that?

Greg: Cause you make me nervous.

*grissom looks hurt*

Snuff 11/21

Sidle: Biology determining pathology.

Brown: Yeah. Some people are just born bad.

Sidle: I guess she killed you back.

Blood Lust 12/05

Grissom : ... I need you.

Sidle : *long pause, ending with a smile* How can I help?

Grissom : How much do you weigh?

Brown : That's between me and my trainer.

Grissom : Do I have to get a scale?

Brown : A buck 95, give or take a donut.

Sidle : Don't even ask, I'm not telling you.

Sara: Look for a knife uncover a gun...

High and Low 12/12

Willows : Ah and you're confined to the lab, huh? Well hey, look, it's regular hours. I mean go have dinner with the boyfriend. *pause* Hank. Right? And, and go to a spa.

Sidle : Hank is not my boyfriend. And you know, those places are filled with bacteria.