Hi! I’m Mickey. This is another rant. I’m gonna do it from Honda (Tristan Taylor)’s point of view.
Tristan—Hi! Uhhhh, Mickey asked me to do some sort of Rant for ya’ll, cuz’ she thinks they’re hilariously funny. You should have seen her during the Bakura rant. She was literally pounding the floor….
Mickey—Tristan, sweetheart, you know I love you, right?
Tristan—yeah. Why?
Mickey—because I’m about to KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!
Tristan—Sorry! So anyways, I guess I have to find somethin’ I’m unhappy with. Okay. Well, to start off with, I hate it when you buy a bag of chips, thinking it’s full, but it turns out to be half empty.
Mickey—Tristan, if you don’t get serious, I’m going to give this time to Jounouchi (Joey Wheeler to all of you in America, and I don’t know where else).
Tristan—Okay, I have a good one. I hate how Joey, Yugi, and Tea (I think she’s Anzu in other places) get all the attention. Yugi’s the star, he’s got the Yami, he’s the prodigy at puzzles and fighting. I can stand that. Joey’s gone all noble, fighting for his little sister, and of course he’s Yugi’s best friend, giving him second star status. Tea is the girl. Everybody worries about her. And everybody knows she’ll end up with Yugi, Joey, or Seto in the end. What am I? I’m just there.
Mickey—sweetheart, you’re the comic relief (in conjunction with Joey). And people know who you are. And you’ll end up with Bakura in the end. (Giggles)
Tristan—Oh, that’s not even funny. That‘s just not even funny. I guess I am the comic relief though. But why in conjunction with Joey? Why not by myself?
Mickey—because the funniest moments take place when you and Joey are fighting, or when you’re scared and grab hold of each other, then yell at each other saying the other one grabbed you first.
Tristan—hey! That only happened once! And he did grab for me first!
Mickey—sweetheart, nobody cares.
Tristan—why do you keep calling me sweetheart?
Mickey—(blushes) because I think you have a very sweet heart.
Tristan— Cute, very cute. Well, ah, I also don’t like how Yugi’s taken my best friend away from me. That’s not cool. Now I’m stuck talking to people like Mickey here…
Mickey—Tristan, that’s really mean. What did I ever do to you?
Tristan—Threatened to kill me if I didn’t get on with the rant.
Mickey—you know I didn’t mean that, sweetheart.
Tristan—ENOUGH WITH THE SWEETHEART!!
Mickey—Sorry, honey, I didn’t know it bothered you so much.
Jounouchi (I’m just calling him Joey, easier to spell)—Tristan’s got a girlfriend, Tristan’s got a girlfriend…
Tristan—oh, shut up Joey. At least I got girls wanting to be my girlfriend, unlike some people around here.
Joey—I got plenty of girls hanging off of me. Why I could name off 3 girls who have begged me for my phone number in the past week.
Mickey—Who? The school nurse, secretary, and principal? They just wanted to call home for ya because you hurt your knee in P.E.
Joey—Ha ha! Very funny, miss comedienne! No, it was 3 girls I’d actually consider going out with.
Tristan—really, Joey, who?
Joey—I can’t remember the names right now…
Mickey—I know, they were sisters: Big, Bigger, and Biggest Lie!
Tristan—Nice one, Mick.
Joey—Yeah yeah, praise your girlfriend.
Tristan—that’s it! (Pounces on Joey, and keeps fighting behind me)
Mickey—Well, that concludes this rant. If you have criticism, keep it constructive. Don’t say mean things, because I’ll sick Tristan on you.
