Top Ten Things you DON'T want to hear in a Tattoo Studio:

10. There are two O's in Bob, isn't there?
9. That phone call was for you. Hope you know someone else named "Sweetie".
8. Eagle!!...I thought you said "Beagle".
7. I ran out of Red, so I finished the Flag with this Hot Pink.
6. I've been prone to seizures since my Auto accident.
5. The rolls of fat make a nice rippling effect in the Flag.
4. This needle wasn't this dull on the last Tattoo.
3. Where did I put that reference chart of pressure points?
2. It's hard to believe I've only been doing this for two weeks!
1. OOOPS!

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