OK, finally there is something really interesting to post! I just had this weird, almost surrealistic experience, which kicked off (and hopefully ended) my life of crime. I went to Heather's bachelorette party tonight, and a little after midnight I decided to go home to my hubby. So I hopped in my car and was driving along, minding my own business when I saw flashing red and blue lights in my rearview mirror. I pulled over followed by not one, but two police cars! I kept trying to figure out what I'd done wrong. Maybe I was going two or three miles over the speed limit, and I was pretty sure I had a license plate bulb burnt out, but other than that . . . Anyway, I was dumbstruck when the officer told me that a car matching the description and plate of my car had been seen on the south side of town and had left the roadway. Now I am positive I haven't been on the south side of town for almost a month, and even then I wasn't driving. Then he asked "Have you had anything to drink?" Well, I did have two or three drinks at the party, but I spaced them out over several hours, and hadn't had one in about an hour. I was terrified. I knew I was fine to drive, but I wasn't sure what the breath-o-lizer would say. It didn't let me down. The officer said it looked like I hadn't had anything to drink for a while, that there must have been a mix up and that I could go. Phew! That was a close one! Thinking back, I remembered that I saw three cars speed through a blinking red light a couple streets back--ironically coming from the south side of town. Apparently "blue Cavalier" and "gray Cutlass" are synonymous or something. So while the real criminals got away, lil' innocent old me was sitting there being made to feel like a criminal. So much for my taxpayer's dollars.