No moving
parts, no batteries.
No
monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation
proof, non-taxable,
In
fact, it's quite relaxable;
It
can't be be stolen, won't pollute,
One
size fits all, do not dilute.
It
uses little energy,
But
yields results enormously,
Relieves
your tension and your stress,
Invigorates
your happiness;
Combats
depression, makes you beam,
And
elevates your self esteem!
Your
circulation it corrects
Without
unpleasant side effects
It
is, I think, the perfect drug:
May
I prescribe, my friend,....the hug!
(and
of course, it's fully returnable!)
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