THE CAFETERIA REJECTS!!!
Note: Be forewarned...there are many little jokes in here, so...yeah. People with heart conditions, who are pregnant, or recovering from surgery should go to the nearest ice cream store and buy themselves a creemee instead.
THE CAFETERIA REJECTS THEME SONG
(To the tune of "I Want It That Way")
We are three girls
Who save the world
Believe when we say
Aaron is not* gay
David dates Emily
And makes things sketchy
I know it's table rape
But he likes it that way
CHORUS: Tell me why-Savannah watches porn flicks
Tell me why-Sabrina talks to dead chicks
Tell me why-And Emily's a sex object
Cafeteria Rejects!
Now I can see that Pere wants to have sex
With dead women named Maggie
He's a pedophile necrophiliac
And he likes bestiality!
Leah in a thong
Is just so wrong
The devil spawn
Of Juice and Issac Hanson
CHORUS 2: Damn you Leah!-You'll never cause a heartache
Damn you Leah!-Your birth was prob'ly a mistake
Damn you Leah-You wear your glitter to excess
Cafeteria Rejects!
(CHORUS)
The Cafeteria Rejects!
Thank you, thank you. We'd like to thank all the little people we had to step on to get to where we are...we'll buy you all new hats to replace the ones we crushed, we promise.
Be sure to check out our other songs:
Other Songs
The Flying Toaster Song
The Codpiece Song
The Stone Song
Two Songs Written By Emilita