Quotes From Interlochen 2000

• Fuck Melville! Write 'Moby Dick Revisited'! - Pete (which I realize now is a reference to Our House is Sons and Lovers Revisited!)
  
• Tonight, the moon has a street corner - Emily
  
• We're superheros! The Cafeteria Rejects!- 7/19
  
• In the monkey world, female monkeys will lie down and masturbatein front of male mokeys in order to get them to bring them oranges - Sabrina, 7/19
  
• See, Ranma's been engaged to Akane but he and his father are under this curse Oh my God, get out of that Playboy pose!- Sabrina to Aaron, 7/20
  
• (Emily,) you're going down!
  No she's not!
  I want a boyfriend!- Aaron, David, and Savannah
  
• Sabrina feels like shit because it is a good way to feel
  
• A round noise is like a yellow space- Aaron, 7/22
  
• I'm going to make a candy called Better than Boys Chocolatet- Em
  
• I'm getting very wet over here-Savannah
  
• Clifford, the big wet dog! - David
  
• And how does the stone feel in your legs?- Pete, 7/27
  
• So you're like, straddling this girl?- Pete
  
• I could step outside right now and get hit by the dick in a golf cart-Pete
  
• Tarnished silver is soooo wrooong...-Savannah
  
• Aaron is soooo wrooong but feels soooo riiight...-We won't humiliate the person by naming them ;) Joke, Aaron. You know we all love ya...in a sense.
  
• I have a cold-Everyone at some point
  
• Pete is an incestuous bisexual nyphomaniac necrophiliac bestiophile pedophile!-Everyone
  
• You're a Breakfast Nazi! - Sarah, 7/28
  
• They're bone, aren't you?- Em, 8/3
  
• Hi, I'm Randy and my name's Emily - Em, 7/29
  
• Hey, you have oranges in your shirt and I have them in my pants!& - Aaron, 7/29
  
• Aaron, how long is nine inches?
  Would you like me to show you?- Savannah and Aaron, 7/29
  
• We are ALL Armando! -7/29
  
• The Bitch Brigade may NOT be in Armando's pants, no matter how hard they try!-7/29
  
• If I was being held hostage and someone wanted to sexually assault me, I'd be like 'Hey, bring it on, lady'! -7/31
  
• David donates his dick to science -7/31
  
• Eminem's gonna kill you all!- Hick
  
• You broke my kitty! - Mike, 8/2
  
• Do you have a town called Cock?- Savannah, 8/2
  
• Why aren't there any mini-balls?- Savannah, 8/2
  
• David is high-tech Eskimo!- Savannah, 8/2
  
• And she was afraid of Pop-Tarts, because they were so hot and she didn't know about microwaves so she didn't know how it got so hot!- Savannah, 8/2
  
• When I get to Heaven I'm going to kick the asses of everyone lined up to kiss Vincent van Gogh's cheek and I'm gonna throw my arms around that poor man- John, 8/3
  
• I said down with the man! The man is a fag! I am also a fag! We are all fags, but I am el Fagtastico!- Savannah (and also Lyna Barry's The Freddies Stories)
  
• My assbones hurt- Aaron, 8/2
  
• You can't do a gang rape with only one person- Em, 8/3
  
• That's my special box!
  Well it's not special anymore.
  You took the special out of my box!- Sarah and Anne, 8/4
  
• If you don't think dead fish are sexy, man, you've never seen a dead fish- Pete, 8/6
  
• If you don't quit yer cryin I'm gonna boil yer bunny fer dinner!- Em, 8/5
  
• And instead of a head he's got a big flaming star and he's like 'Yo'.- Aaron, 8/8
  
• Yeah, Tolstoy wrote all those stories where people plowed land and...died. - Sabrina, 8/9
  
• The Devil is a ten-year-old boy who's addicted to PlayStation - Sabrina, 8/10
  
• I wil now do my Jig of DOOM!- Aaron, 8/11
  
• If you write a story about a boy cleaning rust off his tools, you don't want to send it to an erotica magazine, unless that tool is his father's dildo.- Pete, 8/11
  
• Stay hard!- Pete, 8/12
  
• I do NOT think you're my little bitch puppy!- Aaron to Savannah, 8/12
  
• I'm hot. And it's warm in here, too.-Emily
  
• tI'm not gonna stick my dick in you but I am gonna hit you with this club.-Pete, as he punches Aaron in the shoulder

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