Quotes From Interlochen 2000
- Fuck Melville! Write 'Moby Dick Revisited'! - Pete (which I realize now is
a reference to Our House is Sons and Lovers Revisited!)
- Tonight, the moon has a street corner - Emily
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We're superheros! The Cafeteria Rejects!- 7/19
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In the monkey world, female monkeys will lie down and masturbatein front of male mokeys in order to get them to bring them oranges - Sabrina, 7/19
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See, Ranma's been engaged to Akane but he and his father are under this curse Oh my God, get out of that Playboy pose!- Sabrina to Aaron, 7/20
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(Emily,) you're going down!
No she's not!
I want a boyfriend!- Aaron, David,
and Savannah
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Sabrina feels like shit because it is a good way to feel
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A round noise is like a yellow space- Aaron, 7/22
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I'm going to make a candy called Better than Boys Chocolatet- Em
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I'm getting very wet over here-Savannah
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Clifford, the big wet dog! - David
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And how does the stone feel in your legs?- Pete, 7/27
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So you're like, straddling this girl?- Pete
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I could step outside right now and get hit by the dick in a golf cart-Pete
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Tarnished silver is soooo wrooong...-Savannah
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Aaron is soooo wrooong but feels soooo riiight...-We won't humiliate the person by naming them ;) Joke, Aaron. You know we all love ya...in a sense.
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I have a cold-Everyone at some point
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Pete is an incestuous bisexual nyphomaniac necrophiliac bestiophile pedophile!-Everyone
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You're a Breakfast Nazi! - Sarah, 7/28
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They're bone, aren't you?- Em, 8/3
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Hi, I'm Randy and my name's Emily - Em, 7/29
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Hey, you have oranges in your shirt and I have them in my pants!& - Aaron,
7/29
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Aaron, how long is nine inches?
Would you like me to show you?- Savannah
and Aaron, 7/29
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We are ALL Armando! -7/29
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The Bitch Brigade may NOT be in Armando's pants, no matter how hard they
try!-7/29
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If I was being held hostage and someone wanted to sexually assault me, I'd
be like 'Hey, bring it on, lady'! -7/31
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David donates his dick to science -7/31
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Eminem's gonna kill you all!- Hick
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You broke my kitty! - Mike, 8/2
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Do you have a town called Cock?- Savannah, 8/2
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Why aren't there any mini-balls?- Savannah, 8/2
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David is high-tech Eskimo!- Savannah, 8/2
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And she was afraid of Pop-Tarts, because they were so hot and she didn't
know about microwaves so she didn't know how it got so hot!- Savannah, 8/2
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When I get to Heaven I'm going to kick the asses of everyone lined up to
kiss Vincent van Gogh's cheek and I'm gonna throw my arms around that poor
man- John, 8/3
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I said down with the man! The man is a fag! I am also a fag! We are all fags, but I am el Fagtastico!- Savannah (and also Lyna Barry's The Freddies Stories)
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My assbones hurt- Aaron, 8/2
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You can't do a gang rape with only one person- Em, 8/3
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That's my special box!
Well it's not special anymore.
You took the
special out of my box!- Sarah and Anne, 8/4
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If you don't think dead fish are sexy, man, you've never seen a dead fish-
Pete, 8/6
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If you don't quit yer cryin I'm gonna boil yer bunny fer dinner!- Em, 8/5
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And instead of a head he's got a big flaming star and he's like 'Yo'.-
Aaron, 8/8
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Yeah, Tolstoy wrote all those stories where people plowed land
and...died. - Sabrina, 8/9
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The Devil is a ten-year-old boy who's addicted to PlayStation - Sabrina,
8/10
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I wil now do my Jig of DOOM!- Aaron, 8/11
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If you write a story about a boy cleaning rust off his tools, you don't want
to send it to an erotica magazine, unless that tool is his father's dildo.-
Pete, 8/11
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Stay hard!- Pete, 8/12
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I do NOT think you're my little bitch puppy!- Aaron to Savannah, 8/12
- I'm hot. And it's warm in here, too.-Emily
- tI'm not gonna stick my dick in you but I am gonna hit you with this club.-Pete, as he punches Aaron in the shoulder
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