Armando's Codpiece
Yes, after hours of exhausting research, the Rejects have finally completed their list of
Items in Armando's Codpiece
Note: These items may change over time, depending on the needs of the Rejects
- swordfish
- oranges (stolen from the Stone Center)
- his sock drawer
- printers (protected from any vandals who may want to break into the Writing Cabin and steal them)
- a 9-inch "hard" drive
- The Bitch Brigade(who will NOT be in Armadno's pants no matter how hard they try!)
- a small writing cabin
- a Discman
- a Macintosh
- a small Asian woman (from the Mikado)
- an exectuioner's axe (Also from the Mikado)
- a cree-mee (phallic ice cream)
- very small birds (known to the rest of the world as "moths")
- lip gloss
- sapphire
- a "warmstone"
- a large white rock
- an island/peninsula
- comb
- musketeer
- barracks
- the moon
- kneesocks (especially light blue ones)
- anti-drug and alcohol pamphhlets (supplied by the infirmary, featuring cartoon characters)
- pupies
- pandas (especially sarcastic ones hwo are really men or sad ones)
Also, we have a list of items that are best to sodomize people with:
- cutlery
- bassoon (Aaron's)
- flute (Sabrina's)
- rafter
- glasses (Savannah's)
- Savannah
- Great Dane (like Scooby Doo)
- banana
- music stand
- antlers (like, moose antlers)
- umbrella
- toilet plunger
- chalk
- pencil
- beer bottle
- high heels
- drum sticks
- fudgecicle
- live trout
- tail
- Pete
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