It would be fun to be a big whale,
Roaming about in the ocean.
One thing's for sure,
I know without doubt,
I'd cause one great big commotion.

I know as I am,
Without any tan,
and seeing I dont own a cossie.
I'd scare every fish, every crab, every man.
That's there in the seas around Aussie.

But before I'd a chance,
the Inspector did glance,
towards me and just stood there staring.
He screamed straight me, so angry was he,
"Madam it's bathers you should be a wearin'".