I'm an assassin called ******* I want to know are the quest fror real. they seem to be just very stupid things to do.

I never had so much fun dying in my life. Being so completely and utterly had... it was amazing. I congratulate you on such a flawlessly executed scam... now, if I ever see you on the Disk (after getting a few more weeks of playtime logged), I have 3 lives to extract out of you ;) No hard feelings, just business, after all - gotta balance the books.

I was reading your page just now and came upon the "cleverly concealed" quests section. I want to say that it is incredibly funny and that I nearly fell victim to the charade, before I finished reading the section. Anyway, congratulations on nearly duping me. I am quite impressed.

You know, I'm half tempted to put in some code based on these "quests". Just enough to encourage people who use quest lists to try them out, of course. Great work! I'm looking forward to the day when someone mails me the genitals of my doppelganger. (Er ... or am I?)

I have another secret quest for you to add: The Liaison Toy Quest Grass up as many multiplayers and bug abusers as you can. Sometimes you get a groovy toy as a reward. *********** Any of the statements or comments made above should be regarded as personal and not necessarily those of the National Assembly for Wales, any constituent part or connected body.

Well, Soxy may be dead, or he might be pinin' for the fjords, but as long as his quest list exists, he is not forgotten. I fear it should require a doctor's certification before reading, as my diaphram still hurts from laughing. Soxy = genius.

soxy, You are slack, putting up those fake quests, why are you doing it? They won't let you back on for doing it. Its sad!

Hello, i used your quest description (Chopper Replacer) and did everything that you have written but when i threw my sword at cohen he started a fight and killed me. Did i do something wrong or was that your mistake???

hi i tryed your quest to get the thieves daggers im in prison ive lkilled the rats and theres no bax i search it says you find nothing please tell me what im doing wron i have the keay and a shovel

I am tryining to do the Naughty bits quest from your page, but it says I can't give genitals to cat. Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong?