You Must Be Trippin'
Hiya, and welcome to this particular story! Okay, now,
let me calm any worries that you may have about this
story. One: Hanson WILL NOT be portrayed as gay, I
promise. I do not know their sexual preference, and
so I will assume that they are straight. Two: I will
try my best not to offend anyone, because this is all
for the humor effect. Anything else you need to know,
read the disclaimer.
READ THE DISCLAIMER BELOW! IT WILL KEEP YOU FROM READING
TOO MUCH INTO ANYTHING IN THIS STORY, AND IT WILL
*HOPEFULLY* KEEP MY INBOX CLEAR OF PISSED OFF AND OFFENDED
MESSAGES!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER
All right. First and foremost, this story is for the
humor effect. The views stated in the story are not
necessarily MY views, they are just some typical
views that will be, most likely, proven wrong later in
the story. The people portrayed *i.e. Mark* are not
necessarily how I view people. All right, also, I am
not trying to insult gay people. Its al for the humor
effect. I personally have no problem with people being
gay *although I myself am straight*, because its a
personal choice. You all rock, cause you have enough
respect for yourselves to come 'out of the closet'.
More power to you. Now, those of you who do not agree
with my aforesaid view on homosexuality and think
that its 'a sin, morally wrong, blah, blah, blah', I'm
sorry that you feel that way. But don't bitch me out about
it.
Also, mostly everything in this story is supposed to
be HUMOROUS. If you are easily offended, then don't read
it. I am NOT Hanson, I do NOT know Hanson. I do NOT
work for Mercury. I do NOT know anyone who works for
Mercury. Basically, I'm a fourteen year old chick
who lives in Indianapolis and has never seen Hanson
perform live, and she prefers to plays basketball
over drooling over pics, okay? Okay. Now go read.
I'm sorry, but just the PROLOGUE is up right now. I'll
have more today, I promise!
Prologue: "Stop Being A Smart Ass"
