50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten miute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewritters.
8. Re-dress the manequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially thin narrow isles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "i thknk we've got a code 3 in Housewares" and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to polka station; then turn tem all off and turn the woumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! Haven't seen you in a long time."
14. While walking through the clothing deparment, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this junk, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewlery department.
16. Follow people through the aisles, always ataying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
17. Play soccer whit ka group of friends, using the entire store as your playing feild.
18. As the chasier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmorized and say " Wow. Magic."
19. Ride a display bicycle through teh store; claiming you're taking it for a "test ride".
20. Put M&M's on layaway
21. Move "Cution: Wet Floor" signes to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell other you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from bed and bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if tehy have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighbouring isles
28. Play with the calculatores so that they spell "hello" upside dow,.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin th cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling. "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employes if there are any in stock, i.e, " do you have any Shnerpler here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle on Toys by setting up a full scale battlefeild with G.I. Joes vs. X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme form "Mission Impossible".
37. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
38. Attmpt others into large gym bags.
39. Say things like, "Would you ge so kind as to directme to your Twinkies?"
40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
41. Two words: "Marco Polo".
42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillow id the pet food aisle, ect.
43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in electronics.
44. When someone steps away from thir cart to look at something, quickly make off with is without saying a word.
45. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's thosevoices again!"
47. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
48. Drag a lounge chair on diplay over to the magazines and relax. If the store has food court, buy a soft dirnk; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.