How to Order Pizza

• If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
• Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
• Use CB lingo where applicable.
• Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
• Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
• Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
• Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
• Answer their questions with questions.
• In your breathieast voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
• Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT URKRANIAN PUCE.
• Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
• Sing the order to the tume of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets CD.
• Do not name the toppings you want. Rather spell them out.
• Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread".
• Stutter on the letter "p".
• Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
• Ask what the taker is wearing/
• Crack yourknuckles iton the reciever.
• Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if tehy called you.
• Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask of you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
• Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
• Make a list og exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
• Change your accent every five seconds.
• Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fracta pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
• Act like you know the order taker form somewhere. Say "Bes- Wetters' Camp right?"
• Start your order with "I'd like..." . A little later, slap yoursef and say "No I don't."
• If tehy repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
• Rent a pizza.
• Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
• Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they yes, heave a sigh of relief.
  
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