146 Things To When You Are Bored
- Wax the ceilin.
- Loosen the log nuts on your dad's new car.
- Drop your cat from a high place, to see of it really soed land on all four feet.
- Repeat above until failure.
- Rearrange political campaign signs.
- Sharpen your teeth.
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
- Clean and polish you belly button.
- Water your dog... se if it grows.
- Braid your dogs hair.
- Wash a tree.
- Genuglect to Larwrence Welk.
- Knight yourself and some close friends.
- Found the Jim Jones' School of Mosern Bartending.
- Flirt with an evergreen.
- Scare Steven King.
- Give your cat a mohawk.
- Purr.
- Mow your carpet.
- Rake your carpet (to clean up clippings).
- Whine.
- Play Pat Boone records backwards.
- Re-elect Richard Nixson.
- Dress like your favourite Heavy Metal group..surprise your grandmother.
- Listen to painting.
- Play with Matches.
- Buff your cat.
- Raise professional racing ferrets.
- Paint your home orange.
- Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
- Read Homer in the original Greek.
- Kear Greej.
- Change your mind.
- Change it back.
- Watch the sun... see if it moves.
- mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
- Recite romantic poetry.. to your toaster.
- Paint your windows.
- Paint.
- Smile.
- Paint a smile.
- Shoot at a fire Hydrant.
- Apologize to it.
- See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
- Rotate your garden...daily.
- Plant a shoe.
- Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you and tell them what a good job the are doing..on April 1st.
- Sweat
- Give a Roschach (ink-Blot) test to your gerbil.
- Take apart all your major appliances.
- Mix and match the parts.
- Turn your TV picture tube upside sown.
- Take your sofa for a walk.
- Write a letter to Plato.
- Mail it.
- Start.
- Stop.Sial 911..Breath heavily.
- Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
- Put lighted EXIT signs on all you closets.
- Carry a tune.
- Drop it to see if it breaks.
- Strach your shoes.
- Contmplate a cockroach.
- Get ya dog to cahse your car.
- Let him catch it.
- Form a political party.
- Throw a political party.
- Climb a sidewalk.
- Ride a lof of bread.
- Annoy yourself.
- Stop speaking to yourself.
- Kiss and make-up.
- Stand on someones else's head.
- Lear everthing there is to know about the hooly Roman Empire.
- Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're really BORED.
- Build a pyramid.
- Paint your teeth.
- WEar a salad.
- Speak with a forked tongue
- MAKE a drive in window at your localbank.
- Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
- Shave a shrub.
- Have a proton fight.
- WEatch a car rust.
- Quiver.
- Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
- Learn to type..with your toes.
- But the Brook Bridge.
- Mail it to a friend.
- Be in the worng place at the right time.
- Be someone special.
- Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
- Request covert assistance for the CIA.
- Factor your social security number.
- Take the fifth.
- Take the sixith.
- Read the 1962 Des Moines white Pages.
- Join the Foreign Legion.
- Learn to write Sanaskrit.
- Learn to read Sanaskrit.
- Exist..existentetialy of course.
- Search for buried treasure in Nebraska
- Hot wax the bottomsof your brother's dress shoes.
- Print counterfeit Confede4are money.
- Kick a cabbage.
- Take a picture.
- Put it back.
- Go back to square one.
- Sand a mushroom.
- Find the hear capacity of your chemistry Proffessor.
- Play solitare...for cash.
- Abuse your patio furniture.
- Run for Pope.
- If you don't win, run for god.
- If you still don't win, run for Mayor to Toledo
- Write a book about a previous life.
- Count to a million fast.
- Have your cat bronzed.
- Make a quilt aout of used cocktail napkins.
- Revert.
- Sleep on a bed of nails.
- Don't toss and turn.
- Think shallow thoughts.
- Runaround in squares.
- Boil ice cream.
- Sterilize your stereo.
- Carve your girl/boyfriends initials, in a marshmallow.
- Converse..with a flatworm.
- Speak in acronyms.
- Drive the speed linit..in your garage.
- Make a schematic drawing ..of a rock.
- Be a rabid Boxcar Willie fan.
- Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus finnal.
- Pay off the national debt..with a bad check.
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
- Give your goldfish a perm.
- Fly a brick.
- Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
- Exorsize a ghost.
- Exersize a ghost.
- Go to a cemetarky and verbally abuse dead people.
- Ski Kanasas.
- Paint stripes on a lake
- Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
- Apply for a unicorn hunting licence.