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146 Things To When You Are Bored





  1. Wax the ceilin.
  2. Loosen the log nuts on your dad's new car.
  3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see of it really soed land on all four feet.
  4. Repeat above until failure.
  5. Rearrange political campaign signs.
  6. Sharpen your teeth.
  7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
  8. Clean and polish you belly button.
  9. Water your dog... se if it grows.
  10. Braid your dogs hair.
  11. Wash a tree.
  12. Genuglect to Larwrence Welk.
  13. Knight yourself and some close friends.
  14. Found the Jim Jones' School of Mosern Bartending.
  15. Flirt with an evergreen.
  16. Scare Steven King.
  17. Give your cat a mohawk.
  18. Purr.
  19. Mow your carpet.
  20. Rake your carpet (to clean up clippings).
  21. Whine.
  22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.
  23. Re-elect Richard Nixson.
  24. Dress like your favourite Heavy Metal group..surprise your grandmother.
  25. Listen to painting.
  26. Play with Matches.
  27. Buff your cat.
  28. Raise professional racing ferrets.
  29. Paint your home orange.
  30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
  31. Read Homer in the original Greek.
  32. Kear Greej.
  33. Change your mind.
  34. Change it back.
  35. Watch the sun... see if it moves.
  36. mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
  37. Recite romantic poetry.. to your toaster.
  38. Paint your windows.
  39. Paint.
  40. Smile.
  41. Paint a smile.
  42. Shoot at a fire Hydrant.
  43. Apologize to it.
  44. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
  45. Rotate your garden...daily.
  46. Plant a shoe.
  47. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you and tell them what a good job the are doing..on April 1st.
  48. Sweat
  49. Give a Roschach (ink-Blot) test to your gerbil.
  50. Take apart all your major appliances.
  51. Mix and match the parts.
  52. Turn your TV picture tube upside sown.
  53. Take your sofa for a walk.
  54. Write a letter to Plato.
  55. Mail it.
  56. Start.
  57. Stop.Sial 911..Breath heavily.
  58. Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
  59. Put lighted EXIT signs on all you closets.
  60. Carry a tune.
  61. Drop it to see if it breaks.
  62. Strach your shoes.
  63. Contmplate a cockroach.
  64. Get ya dog to cahse your car.
  65. Let him catch it.
  66. Form a political party.
  67. Throw a political party.
  68. Climb a sidewalk.
  69. Ride a lof of bread.
  70. Annoy yourself.
  71. Stop speaking to yourself.
  72. Kiss and make-up.
  73. Stand on someones else's head.
  74. Lear everthing there is to know about the hooly Roman Empire.
  75. Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're really BORED.
  76. Build a pyramid.
  77. Paint your teeth.
  78. WEar a salad.
  79. Speak with a forked tongue
  80. MAKE a drive in window at your localbank.
  81. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
  82. Shave a shrub.
  83. Have a proton fight.
  84. WEatch a car rust.
  85. Quiver.
  86. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
  87. Learn to type..with your toes.
  88. But the Brook Bridge.
  89. Mail it to a friend.
  90. Be in the worng place at the right time.
  91. Be someone special.
  92. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
  93. Request covert assistance for the CIA.
  94. Factor your social security number.
  95. Take the fifth.
  96. Take the sixith.
  97. Read the 1962 Des Moines white Pages.
  98. Join the Foreign Legion.
  99. Learn to write Sanaskrit.
  100. Learn to read Sanaskrit.
  101. Exist..existentetialy of course.
  102. Search for buried treasure in Nebraska
  103. Hot wax the bottomsof your brother's dress shoes.
  104. Print counterfeit Confede4are money.
  105. Kick a cabbage.
  106. Take a picture.
  107. Put it back.
  108. Go back to square one.
  109. Sand a mushroom.
  110. Find the hear capacity of your chemistry Proffessor.
  111. Play solitare...for cash.
  112. Abuse your patio furniture.
  113. Run for Pope.
  114. If you don't win, run for god.
  115. If you still don't win, run for Mayor to Toledo
  116. Write a book about a previous life.
  117. Count to a million fast.
  118. Have your cat bronzed.
  119. Make a quilt aout of used cocktail napkins.
  120. Revert.
  121. Sleep on a bed of nails.
  122. Don't toss and turn.
  123. Think shallow thoughts.
  124. Runaround in squares.
  125. Boil ice cream.
  126. Sterilize your stereo.
  127. Carve your girl/boyfriends initials, in a marshmallow.
  128. Converse..with a flatworm.
  129. Speak in acronyms.
  130. Drive the speed linit..in your garage.
  131. Make a schematic drawing ..of a rock.
  132. Be a rabid Boxcar Willie fan.
  133. Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus finnal.
  134. Pay off the national debt..with a bad check.
  135. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
  136. Give your goldfish a perm.
  137. Fly a brick.
  138. Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
  139. Exorsize a ghost.
  140. Exersize a ghost.
  141. Go to a cemetarky and verbally abuse dead people.
  142. Ski Kanasas.
  143. Paint stripes on a lake
  144. Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
  145. Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
  146. Apply for a unicorn hunting licence.