Inanities from the Fissions of My Mind

Recently, I decided that the shlock I had on here was really, really stupid. In an effort to edify you all, build self esteem, and defy all things pertaining to cottage cheese, I have chosen to overhaul "Inanities...." and preserve my madcap whit for future generations. Chip, eat your peas; Julie, have some soup.

Accual Phobias

• arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
• acerophobia: fear of sourness
• alektorophobia: fear of chickens
• aulophobia: fear of flutes
• cathisophobia: fear of sitting
• chaetophobia: fear of hair
• coulrophobia: fear of clowns
• deipnophobia: fear of dining and dinner conversations
• dextrophobia: fear of objects at the right side of the body
• didaskaleinophobia: fear of going to school
• dutchphobia: fear of the dutch
• geniophobia: fear of chins
• hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words
• lachanophobia: fear of vegetables
• lutraphobia: fear of otters
• ostraconophobia: fear of shellfish
• peladophobia: fear of bald people
• pteronophobia: fear of being tickled by feathers
• pupaphobia: fear of puppets
• theatrophobia: fear of theatres *As I stagger about in disbelief......*
• tremophobia: fear of trembling
• xerophobia: fear of dryness
• xylophobia: fear of wooden objects
• zemmiphobia: fear of the great mole rat