The Top Ten Reasons Disney Will NOT Be Making the Animated Version of RENT
10. Couldn't get the movie rights, the MUPPETS already got 'em!
9. Minnie's gotten a little too chunky for them vinyl pants...
8. You just can't take Roger's heartache seriously when he's wearing those cute little Mickey Mouse ears.
7. Angela Lansbury refused to do the voice of Maureen, so why bother?
6. The bitter battle that was sure to ensue when Pluto, that dog from Pocahontas, Lady, the Tramp, and all 101 of those damn dalmations learned there was only ONE role for a dog...
5. Dopey's portrayal of Collins was not quite as poignant as hoped.
4. Entire story being told through the eyes of spunky urban singing kittens was just really creepy.
3. Have you ever seen Donald Duck in drag? believe me, it ain't pretty.
2. It was really distracting when they cut "Without You" and insterted "Bibbity Bobbity Boo".
1. No hair they could animate could possibly be brighter than Luther's...
by Heather (FireyFyre@aol.com)
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