Dorkshire internal control
Photographic evidence collated in secret.
First up - the Shadow. A new and menacing figure on the Dorkshire playing field, threatening
to take the baton from Alex and run for mastery of Dorkshire through the medium of the internet. At present we have no idea who this person is, although
a grasp of HTML is obvious and indicates the ability of the Shadow to be a major problem.
Action is imperative in finding out who this latest anonymous entity is.
Alex and Graham. Long thought to be the power behind the throne, it may well be the case that the duo are simply the
public face behind a more sinister campaign. Alex rose from being prisoner no 54764 to the lofty echelons of Dorkshire
dictator, whereas Graham's past is still more murky. Who selected them for this advancement? In addition, the relationship is fraught with problems. This image shows one of the many public disagreements
between the two, with Graham getting the upper hand this time. They cannot agree on policy, with Graham failing to back his friend over Alex's
scandalous and undervisited Love Dome. In short, they seem to have been forged in much the same way as the Spice Girls, and the cracks definitely show.
We apologise
to Merlin's for both Alex and Graham as they are too rude to do so themselves.
Finally, we have a picture of Dave and Rebecca, both secret service police with Dorkshire, and with them Alex, who was on work experience with the department.
We know this is the case as they refused to allow him to stay after the first week, saying that he could not cut the mustard due to a lack of attention to proper methods.
And his constant emissions of noxious gas were interfering with stakeouts and interrogations.
