You Know You're A True Backstreet Boys Teenybopper If You:
1. Have at least 200 pictures of them jam-packed on your walls, along with a few pictures of some other loser group...just so you don't seem obsessed.
2. Mention your favorite BSB at least 20 times a day. ( " Did you know that Howie is five-foot-six and weighs a hundred thirty three pounds??!! " )
3. Stick as many pictures of them as you can in your locker so the whole world knows that your a true fan.
4. Buy stupid BSB things at the mall like buttons, pens, and necklaces.
5. Listen to your Backstreet Boys CD every moment you get the chance to, and sing the lyrics out loud with them.
6. Spend your free time trying to perfect your "Everybody (Backstreet's Back) " dance.
7. Scream every time you hear them on the radio or see them on TV.
8. Cry if they aren't on the radio or aren't on TV.
9. Are given a shock of pure happiness just by seeing their faces.
10. Punch anybody who tries to insult them...even if it means that you get detention for a month.
11. Know every statistic about every Boy...right down to their shoe size.
12. Wish every day that you could've been born a few years earlier just so you could have some chance at marrying them.
13. Write fantasy stories about your fave BSB and how you two fall madly in love.
14. Watch all five of your Backstreet videos until your VCR eats them.
15. Read the paper just so you can see if there is any articles on the Backstreet Boys.
16. Cried when Howie's sister died...even though you never met her.
17. Cried and prayed when Brian went into heart surgery.
18. Slept outside the bookstore just so you could get the first copy of "The Heart and Soul of Nick Carter. "
19. Have this burning hate for any other wannabe group, especially *NSYNC.
20. Sit in Math class trying to figure out how you can move to Orlando, Florida.
21. See your friends give you weird looks as you doodle " I love Howie" (Or Nick or Brian or A.J. or Kevin ) all over your notebooks in Science class.
22. Get embarrassed if one of your teachers accuses you of daydreaming in class. (You can't help it! You think about the Backstreet Boys all the time! )
23. Would like to meet them, but would probably scream and faint at the first sight of A.J. or Nick or Howie or Kevin or Brian.
24. Start your own Backstreet Boys-inspired musical group.
25. Like each and every one of them exactly the same.....except for that special one who is just a tad better than all the others....
26. You feel the need to put up a sign on your bedroom door that says " Do Not Kiss the Posters " because you friends just can't resist to put their lips on one of your precious Howie, Kevin, Nick, Brian, and A.J. pics....but you still lay one right on Howie's face when no one's around! Only you should get the priviledge!
27. have been called "pathetic" or "obsessed" more than 50 times by your friends (but they still won't admit that they're as obessed as you are!)
28. have so many pics of them that you have no where on your walls to hang them up....guess you're just going to have to start on the ceiling!
29. Go around asking your classmates if you look like one of the Backstreet Boys....you never know, you could be related! (But you would much rather be married! )
30. Give the finger to anyone who sings "Go Mustive Spent A Little More Time On You." instead of a song by the obviously better boy band. (BSB)
31. Get really excited at the end of the month because you know it's almost time to turn your BSB calendar!
32. Scream because you figure out your favorite BSB is featured on your birth month on your BSB calendar!
33. Take singing and dancing lessons so you could someday be like them.
34. have a 6-year-old brother knows their first names, last names, and can point them out to you on one of your posters. They ask the names of *NSYNC, but you refuse to tell them.
36. almost had a heart attack when your friend took your Backstreet Boys keychain as a joke. You didn't forgive her for a whole month.
37. you greet your favorite Backstreet Boy as you enter your house, even if your parents look at you wierd. You just tell them that it's one of your rituals of praise and worship.
38. go up to complete strangers and tell them that you have a boy friend named Howie D. or Brian or Nick or Kevin or A.J. and hope they believe you and spread the word.
40. Go to a school basketball game just because the pom-pom girls are performing the "Everybody" dance.
41. Promised yourself at the beginning that you would never be obessesed with them, not in a million years, because you just didn't fall for the bubble gum boy bands, and of course a month later you were.
42. Make sure you look your best whenever you leave the house, because you never know when you might meet them!
43. You know today's date only because of it's corresponance to one of the BSB's birthdays.
44. Sit on your bed, staring at your one-zillion BSB posters, and just wonder "Why?".... ....But you don't worry too much because love doesn't need to have an explanation.
45. once kissed your Howie, Kevin, A.J., Nick, or Brian poster with lipstick on and accidentally left a love smudge on their perfect faces that didn't come off!!! (So you covered it up with foudation and eyeshadow!)
46. go down the hallways at school with your best friend singing the lyrics to "Everybody" at the top of your lungs.
47. gladly would trade 1,000 pix of *NSYNC for 1 BSB one!
48. see a puerto rican guy with a ponytail and think "Howie", see a sexy tall guy with dark hair and think "Kevin", see a lean blond guy and think "Nick", see a guy with a million earings and tatoos and think "A.J.", and see a guy with a square jaw and think "Brian"!!!! )